Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
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Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
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conan6 0
YDI for using the phrase "happy sacks"
letitbe56 0
YDI for grounding your son for something that could have happened to anybody.
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JEK0418 0
YDI for saying "Happy Sacks"
333reds333 0
happy sacks??? i think i speak for everyone when i say WTF?????
paperfox_fml 0
Surely if your son is old enough to drive, he's too old to 'ground' when he does bad shit? o.O
nativebacon 0
If my 16 year old broke something expensive, even if it was an accident, he'd at least get some sort of punishment. I probably wouldn't ground him though, I'd make him pay for a new one. You break it, you buy it.
musedae 0
I'm 17 in two weeks and my parents STILL ground me when I do something that they deem wrong or w/e. Grounding ends when you move out, nuff said x.x
Hich17 0
#66 - exactly what I was thinking. If you're old enough to drive, you're old enough to get a job, and thus old enough to (at least partially) pay for whatever you broke. Also - young enough to ground until you move out? Dream the hell on.
elnobbodor 0
Yeah, I'm not sure I get this. How did you just hit his "happy sacks?" Were they dangling out and away from his body?
ibaneziceman 0
Maybe you should have taught your son the proper way to park BEFORE you let him drive. It doesn't seem fair to the kid.
absolutesukka 0
YDI for calling them happy sacks like wtf?
magicoa 0
wow happy sacks,as many of the other peoples FMLs may describe this is not a very clean site word wise, you dont need to go so low(no pun intended)
gothymama 0
YDI, just say balls... and I hope you didn't want any more kids!
giganticbrain 0
You deserve it for not having the balls to just say balls over the internet. What, are you afraid your parents might read it and ground you?
quantum_insanity 0
If 'happy sacks' means what I think it does then that takes some skill... I don't think the rest of us could manage that if we tried!