Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
I agree, your life sucks 133
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Same thing different taste

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It’s not borrowing if the other person hasn’t given permission and doesn’t even know about it.

Vesi 29

OK honey, that is called grand theft auto. You do not *ever* touch another person's belongings without express permission, *especially* vehicles.

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Vesi 29

OK honey, that is called grand theft auto. You do not *ever* touch another person's belongings without express permission, *especially* vehicles.

It’s not borrowing if the other person hasn’t given permission and doesn’t even know about it.

The problem is not that you parked wrong. It's you stole his car.

ODBeefalo 10

I remember borrowing money from the bank, they through a huge fit about... had to try to explain to the cops I was planning to bring it right back, and I just needed to pay off my house. some people just don't get it... you my friend are one of those people.