Chances are if you are on this page, I don't like you. Chances are you are an insufferably arrogant teenage failure. So, do me a favor and leave before I murder you.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Doh! This user still hasn't added any FMLs to their favorites.