Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I asked my wife to keep our toddler confined while I hung a shelf. Of course, she didn't, and he came in and picked up a screwdriver. I tried to take it away, and he ran off giggling, only to trip and slice his forehead open. According to my wife, this is entirely my fault and she is taking him to her mom's. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
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conan6 0
YDI for using the phrase "happy sacks"
letitbe56 0
YDI for grounding your son for something that could have happened to anybody.
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Comments (206)
quiddity 0
I call fake. If you hit his balls with any force, you should have also ran over his feet (which would be a bigger problem than a little crotch thump). Because, obviously, if you drove REALLY close to your husband and whacked him in the balls that hard, your tires must have gone over his feet, or his toes at the very least. Unless your husband had his balls wayyy out in front of the rest of him.
Metsfan2009 0
what does that even mean
Lee002 8
ouch
CFR 0
"Happy sacks" rofl I love it x) What was he doing standing so close to the car anyways? Poor fool.
misterxmuncher 0
#8 I ******* love you
triplethreat13 0
how ironic is it that yesterday there was a parent demonstration fail FML, and another one shows up today? has anyone else noticed this?
ibaneziceman 0
Not everyone keeps track of every single FML that gets posted to make sure that none of them are repeated.
tehpizzahut 0
Women drivers = no survivors.
girlwhoactshigh 0
XD please tell me someone filmed that i would love to see it XD
MadeOfAwesome 1
Happy sacks?? Lmao
Eschen515 0
How long did get grounded for?