FML : Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never...

Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By WhyIHateTeachers / Thursday 25 June 2015 03:49 / United States - Ormond Beach

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By Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6331667 - Thursday 25 June 2015 11:42

Well maybe next time you'll think twice before helping people who don't want to do their own work.

By abNormal62 | 23

#6331677 - Thursday 25 June 2015 11:45

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Helping your friend
Didn't work out for you!

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By failalltheway | 22

#6331660 - Thursday 25 June 2015 11:40

First

SweetasCandy0609 | 28

#6331693 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:05

and such a waste of a first comment.

superpoptart | 24

#6331695 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:06

well hello 2009

sicksadworld1317 | 30

#6331699 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:13

#1's username actually makes their comment amusing. How accurate.

By MDoremis | 38

#6331661 - Thursday 25 June 2015 11:40

Trust me, it always backfires when you try and help others with their school work by giving them something they didn't have to do.

By rnarshmallow | 21

#6331662 - Thursday 25 June 2015 11:41

Add those two scores together and call it a good day! :D

asgartner | 6

#6332092 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:43

wtf

wheelchairchick | 11

#6333241 - Saturday 27 June 2015 4:41

but only one will count for them.

By failalltheway | 22

#6331665 - Thursday 25 June 2015 11:41

Sorry about #1. That sucks op. Maybe make your friend give you compensation for such a good grade?

By pengyvan | 21

#6331666 - Thursday 25 June 2015 11:42

Don't ever give someone your work

By Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6331667 - Thursday 25 June 2015 11:42

Well maybe next time you'll think twice before helping people who don't want to do their own work.

BantasaurusRex | 13

#6331781 - Thursday 25 June 2015 13:59

That Shrek picture is horrifying...... Kudos

sullysair123 | 19

#6332227 - Thursday 25 June 2015 22:53

31's profile picture shows how I feel about 1's profile picture.

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6332727 - Friday 26 June 2015 10:58

Well I like it

By zilfy | 17

#6331668 - Thursday 25 June 2015 11:42

Surely you should ask him to take you out for lunch.

By gosh_mate | 30

#6331674 - Thursday 25 June 2015 11:44

Never let someone else take credit for your own work!!

By Cads1 | 24

#6331676 - Thursday 25 June 2015 11:45

What is your pint. Your second poem was better than your first. Unlucky you gave the better one to you friend.

AetherFox42 | 16

#6332603 - Friday 26 June 2015 8:11

That IS the point.

By abNormal62 | 23

#6331677 - Thursday 25 June 2015 11:45

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Helping your friend
Didn't work out for you!

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