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THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!! and that same thing happenned to me at lazer quest! :]
wow...
YDI FOR BEING A ****
YDI for getting an STD in Your eye, ****. And for hooking up at rave parties, and having skanky black light sex.
Third
Bury me again, bitch.
YDI for leaving the toilet seat up
131-uh, yeah?
That sound pretty cool actually... where can I get some?
op think of it positively at least u didn't spill some of the eye drops on ur clothes, ur crotch region or hands that would of been bad as people tend to take that in the wrong way
Dude. That's awesome. Except I would have put some on my right side just to even it out :D
i want these eye drops
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayAre you not familiar with black lights? I suggest you Google it if you aren't.
I think he means, surely your eye and not your face would glow.
I always spill eye drops all over my face or blink them out of my eye when I put them in.
And why not wash the rest of the eye drops off your face?
If you just wipe it with a tissue I'm sure there's still enough on your skin to glow under a blacklight. I never wash my complete face with water after using eyedrops...seriously, who does that?!
because the eye drops run down your face after you put them in
hahah, now all it needs is for the OP to build a fort and watch some harry potter =]
Silly lady, eye drops go on your eyes not your face!
And when you put eye drops in, NOT all of the ******' drop stays in your eye. Dipshit. :D
The OP's face was glowing because she's a an angel sent from above. /sarcasm Why is this considered a FML? I see nothing wrong with it. Who ever moderated this and clicked "yes" is someone who can tell an original story from a bunch of boring shite. Good on ya, fella!
DUH
...I had no idea that semen glows under a black light. My father-in-law works at a university in the biology department. One of his co-workers was having students swab their cheeks with a cotton ball and look at it under a microscope. One girl loudly cries, "Ew, what's this ugly-looking one?" The professor told her to talk to him after class. It was of course semen. ( I presume that the explanation is the only reason he wanted to see her after class ;-) )
:O To answer your question^ ... it's because people thought she did something dirty... XD Only reason it's an FML. And because no one's posted something EXACTLY like this before; it was accepted.
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That sound pretty cool actually... where can I get some?
Dude. That's awesome. Except I would have put some on my right side just to even it out :D