By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML
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conan6 0

YDI for using the phrase "happy sacks"

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letitbe56 0

YDI for grounding your son for something that could have happened to anybody.

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baller789 0

CAKE. Illegal for women to leave the kitchen. Atlwast where I live your supposed to slap your johnson

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ThirdFloorGreg 0

YDI for happy sacks. You are obviously driving while retarded.

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epicwinmaster 0

i call my mom "betty". if he was close enough to get hit in the balls, he probably wouldve got his foot run over. unless happy sacks are just bags with smileys on them from some wierd store?? seriously OP grow the **** up and just say no to drugs next time..

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jackle117 0

Happy sacks wtf your a douche bag YDI

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firebirdjim 0

YDI, who grounds a kid for hitting a shop vac on accident? Also your husband deserved it for standing right next to the mirror.

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jonny2x4 0

Exactly how does this happen? Most conventional car mirrors are between 4 and 5 feet off the ground. For your husband to get hit in the 'nads, He has to be near 7 ft. tall and you have to be driving some kind of European sports car so low that it nearly scrapes the ground.

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larselduderino 0

This is a perfect example of why women shouldn't be allowed to drive. Only cook and clean.

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Pandasaur 0

Trolls these days are so unoriginal. :/

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