By anonymous - 29/07/2012 13:34 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 412
You deserved it 4 877

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Well you don't leave a job half finished.

It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap


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Thanks for letting us now you laughed out loud, we really appreciate it.

This is the one time I think "lol" is ok as the 1st comment, because this fml is just so damn funny haha

HowAreYouToday 34

Cracking knuckles is serious business.

That was a great first comment *claps*

Life_is_FML 22

Clap. Clap. Clap. World class scholar here. Sorry just let me check... Sorry, can't find any fucks to give.

Life_is_FML 22

Clap. Clap. Clap. World class scholar here. Sorry just let me check... Sorry, can't find any fucks to give.

I thought the first comment was supposed to be funny.

42-Hate to disappoint you, but it isn't a requirement for the first comment to be funny. As I've said before, if it isn't intelligent or funny, don't bitch about it; move on. It's one comment out of the potential 150+. Contrary to popular belief, first comment isn't a privilege. It's just as important as the hundred plus others after it. While it would be great for it to be funny or intelligent, it isn't mandatory.

Guys, stop trolling the lolling

FinJage 18

I suspect that the mods had their hands in this.

Don't feel like you have to come back...

You are not nor never will be funny

This should occur more often to the dumbasses of fml. Adds a little humor from belittlement of the stupid people

58 - Trying to sound intelligent on fml over such a retarded argument is probably the most pathetic thing I've seen on here yet! FYL

125 He wasn't trying. I know you may not know, but there is still a portion of intelligent people in the world.

99 a triple negative. Im impressed

Rdw1986 - Are you suggesting we should all dumb down our comments? It couldn't possibly be that you're having difficulty understanding what he said, right?

manyourlifesucks 0

Lmfao at 37. You try to make a clever joke and the good people of FML threw it back in your face with -37 votes.

rubyliu8420 7

Worst comment ever.

Well you don't leave a job half finished.

fernclogger 5

A tenth* finished

Or one tenth finished

28- I'm all for blatantly plagiarizing comments, but try not to do it to the comment right above yours. Looks tacky.

He probably didn't see the other comment, they were posted at almost the exact same time.

thelinlinx3 10

46- his comment was 11 minutes apart..

#46 Seems dyslexic.

Bonzer 2

51- 9 minutes...

I didn't read his comment before I wrote mine, excuse the fuck out of me.

thelinlinx3 10

77- you got me. The guy was still wrong either way :P

PYLrulz 17

84 - That excuse MIGHT work IF you posted a minute or so after.

Llama_Face89 33

I suppose it's possible to comment without expanding the replies. Still no reason to come back and bitch because people called you out, 84.

thelinlinx3 10

Yeah 84! Just accept your fault ;P

I'm sorry I made a mistake take no notice of this comment

viviblink 4

you have eight knuckes so it would be 12.5 percent finished

I hope he at least finished after that

Well he does have OCD, so I'm sure once he started something, he'll finish. Unless, you know, one of his toes popped ;)

bertman21 5

Or he realized she turned the lights off wrong.

Classic reference to another fml

It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap

Oh god. I'm in your profile picture. :D

She kind of blew it out of proportion. *Today, my boyfriend cracked his knuckles at a time I deemed unfit.

75, Squeaky but no side pics? That's one thing I hate about the FML app, you get the comments but it takes forever to have the profile/picture pop up. Unless you recognize that person's name (there's so many) you don't know who left the comment until......... :P

~cracks Knuckles~ Ready for round two? :P

You can't just do 1/10th of the job and quit there.

Better than him continuing with sex and complaining that he doesn't feel right until he cracks the other nine knuckles.

unknown_user5566 26

Exactly! I am the same way with popping my knuckles, wrists, ankles, back and neck. Whenever I accidentally pop one, or see someone else pop something, I have to finish the entire process.

I have OCD myself. Say, if I drop a pencil behind a desk I have to reach under and push it back up from where it fell to retrieve it 'properly'.

haha I can't stand open cupboards.. everyones different

You could've done it for him so he didn't have to stop.

I don't get the same satisfaction by having someone else crack my knuckles for me.

Wicked361 8

"Oh Yeah that's a sexy way to crack. Finger isn't baby?" hmm Sounds appealing

Gotta have balance! Hope he finished well.

Maybe the toes are next.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Well I hope he at least continued with sex afterward :P