By racello13 - United States - Baldwinsville Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML I agree, your life sucks 25360 You deserved it 1792 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sore - Ireland Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML I agree, your life sucks 10460 You deserved it 82029 265 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By T.C - United Kingdom Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 22045 You deserved it 2498 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML I agree, your life sucks 96645 You deserved it 11161 292 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML I agree, your life sucks 47521 You deserved it 8994 158 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hyphen - 9/12/2020 18:01 - United States - Denver The patriarchy rules Today, I was talking to a new friend when I told him my last name. It’s hyphenated. He then left and declared me to be a "stuck-up bitch" who thinks she’s "too good to take a man’s last name." This is the name I was born with. FML I agree, your life sucks 846 You deserved it 80 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By floff Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML I agree, your life sucks 3426 You deserved it 214 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fuck your music - United States - Hesperia Doo doo doodoodoo doo doo Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1777 You deserved it 521 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bertiebeth - Australia - Padstow Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML I agree, your life sucks 47682 You deserved it 4013 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oink oink... - United States - Mason Today, I am 20 weeks pregnant. My fiancé has decided my new nickname will be "Oink Oink". FML I agree, your life sucks 45276 You deserved it 4968 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Netherlands Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML I agree, your life sucks 23812 You deserved it 1714 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Meh - United States Today, I was surprising my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was nude and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML I agree, your life sucks 76818 You deserved it 8493 221 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hikari_chan_xo - United States - Auburn Hills Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 13482 You deserved it 21194 123 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 44679 You deserved it 6808 235 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By frenchy - United States Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML I agree, your life sucks 10105 You deserved it 55252 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona Stop that now Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML I agree, your life sucks 670 You deserved it 219 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML I agree, your life sucks 46619 You deserved it 2325 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Heartbroken - Australia Today, I have to be at work with a smile on my face, whilst sitting next to the asshole that dumped me last week. FML I agree, your life sucks 25242 You deserved it 5592 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation. She asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldnt get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML I agree, your life sucks 60862 You deserved it 3212 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By okay then - United States - Avon Lake Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML I agree, your life sucks 45717 You deserved it 3503 128 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ahhhboys - Romania Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 36465 You deserved it 6228 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By whatthehell - United States Today, my mom had big news. I've been trying to get her to quit smoking because of second hand smoke for 20 years. She learned today that second hand smoke severely affects animals as well. Her big news? She's quitting. She doesn't want to hurt the dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 67184 You deserved it 3738 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML I agree, your life sucks 1747 You deserved it 132 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By The vigil Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel and I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go, and she showed me a Pic of my car outside his hotel... FML I agree, your life sucks 904 You deserved it 2428 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of the medication I take to alleviate my stomach condition. Due to this same condition I can't eat much roughage. We have no laxatives or stool softeners, and I have been shitting bricks for three days. FML I agree, your life sucks 25496 You deserved it 3492 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says "Actually, we haven't started yet... that's just my skin." FML I agree, your life sucks 15895 You deserved it 58217 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stabbed with kindness - Russian Federation - Elektrostal Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML I agree, your life sucks 22463 You deserved it 45092 142 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thesmartone - United States Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 25926 You deserved it 4811 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I informed my parents that my husband and I are separating after much deliberation. We came to this conclusion relatively peacefully. According to my parents, I'm now Satan, and will end up on the streets as a crack whore if we don't change our minds and stay together. FML I agree, your life sucks 32312 You deserved it 4105 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TubaAssassin Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML I agree, your life sucks 4772 You deserved it 275 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML I agree, your life sucks 44205 You deserved it 2662 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mavis - Canada Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML I agree, your life sucks 45063 You deserved it 3203 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Watchyourstep - France Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML I agree, your life sucks 37555 You deserved it 4750 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 17500 You deserved it 27215 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cacheson - 5/3/2020 03:02 Trip Advisor rating: 5 turds Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML I agree, your life sucks 1624 You deserved it 103 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Birthday blues Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML I agree, your life sucks 3914 You deserved it 568 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By itwasajoke Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML I agree, your life sucks 8353 You deserved it 2301 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gingerwhinger - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes Today, an older lady approached me at work and stroked my hair, telling me it was 'beautiful'. This isn't unusual, I'm a natural redhead and octogenarians especially seem to love the colour. However, the unusual part was the glob of snot she left in my hair from her unwashed hands. FML I agree, your life sucks 24123 You deserved it 1719 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By no - United States Today, I locked myself out of my truck for the first time. While trying to unlock it, it started to rain. After half an hour, I successfully unlocked the door and then drove over my book bag, which I had placed underneath the car to keep it out of the rain. FML I agree, your life sucks 38320 You deserved it 14644 42 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By psychicmother - United Kingdom Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML I agree, your life sucks 32430 You deserved it 4818 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/7/2020 08:08 Double standards Today, the friend who I'm crushing on but doesn't like me like that back said she wants us to keep our distance AND got angry because I told her I joined a dating app. Now she thinks I lied about my feelings. FML I agree, your life sucks 1499 You deserved it 144 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kieranr10 | 23 #6451492 - Monday 2 November 2015 22:33 I'm sorry that you have been burgled but having your oven door taken is pretty funny. Send a private message 240 2 Reply
By The_Avatar | 22 #6451495 - Monday 2 November 2015 22:34 Those are some damn specific thieves. Send a private message 211 2 Reply
By djTrikhster | 4 #6451479 - Monday 2 November 2015 22:31 well I guess your oven can't catch on fire. it can't get hot either. Send a private message 54 5 Reply
By Kieranr10 | 23 #6451492 - Monday 2 November 2015 22:33 I'm sorry that you have been burgled but having your oven door taken is pretty funny. Send a private message 240 2 Reply
Reply UnidentifiedFun | 37 #6452234 - Tuesday 3 November 2015 16:13 This kind of reminds me of a burglar scenario from the Sims. Send a private message 6 1 Reply
By CaptainSmith28 | 19 #6451493 - Monday 2 November 2015 22:34 Was that all? Send a private message 45 4 Reply
By The_Avatar | 22 #6451495 - Monday 2 November 2015 22:34 Those are some damn specific thieves. Send a private message 211 2 Reply
Reply Colon_Man | 17 #6453357 - Wednesday 4 November 2015 17:00 They'll probably try to sell it as a big screen t.v. 'Cops' had an episode where a guy did that. Send a private message 0 2 Reply
By corky1992 | 33 #6451496 - Monday 2 November 2015 22:34 What? That's such an odd thing to steal. Send a private message 33 3 Reply
By BantasaurusRex | 13 #6451497 - Monday 2 November 2015 22:34 At least you know one of the things they took Send a private message 21 2 Reply
By CODplayer4lyfe | 24 #6451499 - Monday 2 November 2015 22:35 Those things go for some good money on the black market, I'm telling ya Send a private message 55 4 Reply
By mattymims | 6 #6451501 - Monday 2 November 2015 22:36 Who the fuck thinks that she deserved to get her robbed?! Send a private message 10 22 Reply
Reply ChopSuey444 | 20 #6451797 - Tuesday 3 November 2015 3:21 Several people hit YDI accidentally. I do when my phone is being slow and I tap a lot in my attempt to make it scroll. Send a private message 16 1 Reply
Reply helptheorphans | 17 #6451911 - Tuesday 3 November 2015 5:08 badges Send a private message 16 2 Reply
By yahitscyndi | 20 #6451503 - Monday 2 November 2015 22:37 At least they didn't take something too valuable. Send a private message 17 4 Reply
Reply meli1195 | 31 #6451549 - Monday 2 November 2015 23:07 well some stoves can be pretty expensive, maybe OP doesn't have the money to buy one atm. Send a private message 15 2 Reply
Reply ChopSuey444 | 20 #6451799 - Tuesday 3 November 2015 3:22 I feel like your oven door would be one of those things you don't realize how badly you need til it's gone. Send a private message 25 1 Reply
Reply Brandi_Faith | 33 #6451955 - Tuesday 3 November 2015 6:09 I think it probably is pretty valuable because it's not like op can just go buy an oven door that will happen to fit their make and model. Chances are op's going to have to buy a brand new oven/stove which cost a lot of money! Send a private message 11 2 Reply
By sa5v | 21 #6451504 - Monday 2 November 2015 22:37 I feel bad for you op but this is hilarious. At least you'll have a fun story to tell! Send a private message 18 3 Reply
Today, my dad asked my mom to flash him. He didn't forget I was in the room, he just couldn't be bothered to wait. My mom obliged. FML I agree, your life sucks 349 You deserved it 44 3 Comments
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML I agree, your life sucks 597 You deserved it 71 8 Comments