FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to...

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By only my life - / Tuesday 22 April 2014 22:21 / United States - Concord

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By piedpiper303 | 29

#5923186 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:04

Oh yea! Cramp more foot! Ohhhh yeaaaa!!!!

By Beanu | 20

#5923188 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:06

At least you caused pleasure and satisfaction for him while rubbing his foot better

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By piedpiper303 | 29

#5923186 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:04

Oh yea! Cramp more foot! Ohhhh yeaaaa!!!!

HersheySquirts | 17

#5923278 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:03

He just could not fullfill your satisfaction..... as guys we will make any reason for such situation.

NotR3ddy | 20

#5923339 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:58

He might've cramped from trying too hard haha

GeneralStew | 7

#5923360 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 5:17

Remember everyone stretch before sex so no unfortunate cramps ruin everything. :P

skeeter551 | 10

#5923610 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 12:19

ahhh! so tight!

By Beanu | 20

#5923188 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:06

At least you caused pleasure and satisfaction for him while rubbing his foot better

nchic01 | 17

#5923318 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:38

but still a major buzz kill

Mr_Loudmouth | 9

#5923344 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 5:02

Catching a cramp during sex is no joke. Once during sex, both of my quads cramped up on me simultaneously. That was horrible.

13ky13 | 20

#5923771 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 16:16

Major Buzzkill *salutes*

By baseballbv | 17

#5923192 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:07

At least you got the satisfaction of knowing you pleased him.

By damaniii | 7

#5923193 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:07

I guess it was too much of a "feet" to handle.

aleahlioness | 15

#5923271 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:53

Feat, guys.. Feat.

By rhysfucker | 24

#5923194 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:08

You'll be able to laugh about this later; for many years if you stay together. Cherish the small funny moments!

By CoGhostRider | 31

#5923196 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:08

Oh the agony of "de feet"

By belljars | 22

#5923206 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:12

What its love?

SweetasCandy0609 | 28

#5923441 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 7:54

What?

colombiatti | 14

#5923448 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 8:00

Let me finish that for you #7 ;)

Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, uh uh

By emily4040 | 18

#5923207 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:12

Sorry OP. You gotta feel bad after that.

By junkman6 | 22

#5923211 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:13

Am I the only guy sex starved enough to say he wouldn't stop having sex because of a foot cramp?

SnazzyPotter | 17

#5923249 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:32

*looks around the room*
*whispers in a squeaking voice* "....no"

genYnot | 19

#5923292 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:20

I'm a girl and I still agree with you. I wouldn't stop either.

NightHawk387 | 22

#5923342 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 5:00

You've obviously never had a really agonizing foot cramp. Foot cramps are the worst kind of muscle cramps.

ohcheriecherie | 20

#5923365 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 5:32

I'd probably feel too awkward to stop because of a foot cramp...
...

wannabeactress71 | 8

#5923405 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 6:25

I'm a girl so it might be different but foot cramps are the WORST of all cramps. It feels like your foot is caving in and it's just very painful.

Godsofdracos | 15

#5923423 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 7:18

Wait until you experience one during sex. You might say you won't stop but that's not true at all.

I think mine went "Ow, ow, ow, oh shit leg cramp"

glabberfasted | 16

#5923614 - Wednesday 23 April 2014 12:27

58 - Speaking as someone who has prescription narcotics specifically FOR period cramps... Muscle cramps are much worse. What's worse about period cramps are that they don't go away as fast.

junkman6 | 22

#5924277 - Thursday 24 April 2014 1:39

I've played sports all my life so I've had my fair share of cramps. Including foot cramps. "Finish the play and die after." "Rub some dirt on it." Both sayings come to mind immediately.