By lonelyandbored - 31/05/2010 00:19 - United States

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Today, I was dirty texting my boyfriend since we couldn't see each other this weekend. We were getting really into it when he said, "If only you were this good in real life." FML
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greenmachine08 0

10 bucks says he was jerkin off while he said that

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n_maher 0

hahahahahha awwww that sucks, maybe it's because you are a bit more adventurous texting that real life, that's ok, just time for a bit of a change I think :) have some fun.

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kingedoftheworld 0

first!

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jade567 0

you're first! here's a cookie.

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DarkPrince_fml 0

watch his comment get modded off

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marinus_fml 19

#1 seems to be king of the fails..

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Bubbelz 25

Noob, you should receive an IP ban for that And so should the person who installed anti-flood 

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gutzzzz 0

ok OP, so next time rock his world and leave him speechless. then when you txt dirty, he'll wish he had you, as it should be :p

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Ms_Jessie22 8

Well next time prove to him that you are THAT good. :) Btw dirty texting ftw!

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bettadenne1 0

hit tha books so that u give better brain

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Peacemaker9 7

ouch...now that qualifies as a "slap to the face" moment

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breakingakajav 0

rofl, at least he was honest!

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imaginaryvoice 18

You should say, "I am that good in real life. Just ask your dad"

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Peacemaker9 7

that's something a **** would say Abbie careful....

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karina_said 0

fantasy will always be better than real life. dont sweat (:

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imaginaryvoice 18

Hahaha are you saying I'm a ****?? antiflood can bite me.

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Peacemaker9 7

no I am not!!!! not one bit!!!! so don't think I am...ok?

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imaginaryvoice 18

Haha, I know your not. I would never do or say that. I just think it's a good comeback. Lol

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Peacemaker9 7

ok well that's fair enough then..

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imaginaryvoice 18

Oh shoot! I forgot about commenting on this one! Lol

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Peacemaker9 7

lol damn! I was hoping u forgot!! ... I mean um....what took u so long huh??!....oh forget it, I was hoping u forgot cuz then I'd be winning this fml tag

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imaginaryvoice 18

Hahahaha your not gonna win against me. lol sorry :)

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Peacemaker9 7

yea I know ur looks keep distracting me lol jking.... I couldn't help saying that...

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imaginaryvoice 18

Lol good one!! Haha that actually made me laugh. :) lol dafpdafpdafpdafp

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gohabs21 0

17 you would say that......

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tsc32 2

sleep with other guys to get better. then, when you have sex with your bf again, tell him he isn't good enough and dump him.

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BriSabb 0

49 yes! that is the solution!

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

I have to say YDI for 'sexting' but FYL for having a dick boyfriend.

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wertan10 0

all the ones i modded are on here. 

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JattPutt 0

True that number 29... Oh yeah... not thread jacking FTW!!!

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knibbsy 4

YDI for copy/pasting the script to "Coed Cruise 74."

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knibbsy 4

Which by the way, is my script that I sold to Skinemax for a whopping $318. If you used it, you owe me royalties bitch.

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Ms_Jessie22 8

Really? That's kinda cool :)

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Peacemaker9 7

dammit looks like I owe u $1000 then....shit let me get my wallet....fml

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lucious_mama 0

epic fail.... guess you should practice what you preach...

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Efilyn 0

Then be that good in real life. :/ 

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TooCute2012 0

I agree with 7

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BeyondDespair 0

Get lessons.

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n_maher 0

hahahahahha awwww that sucks, maybe it's because you are a bit more adventurous texting that real life, that's ok, just time for a bit of a change I think :) have some fun.

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sindy23 0

ydi for not being able to please your man

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amandalovee 0

ditto! go learn something

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FuckMyLife195 0

hahaha maybe you should try doing the stuff you said you'd do? -.-

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greenmachine08 0

10 bucks says he was jerkin off while he said that

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