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The odd couple

By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 04:00

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Today, my girlfriend, for our first time having sex, wanted to do stepbrother roleplay. Not only is that odd for our first time, it’s a weird fetish to have, especially when she actually does have a stepbrother. We ended up not finishing having sex, it was too weird for me FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 12 June 2022 5:54

I'll bet the stepbrother finishes, usually on her face. When you do get around to it, just get that image out of your head. Or it could get weird.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Sunday 12 June 2022 17:08

If you look similar to her stepbrother and/or share his name, that's the real reason she has for "dating" you. If she's that into him, let her go.

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 12 June 2022 5:54

I'll bet the stepbrother finishes, usually on her face. When you do get around to it, just get that image out of your head. Or it could get weird.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Sunday 12 June 2022 17:08

If you look similar to her stepbrother and/or share his name, that's the real reason she has for "dating" you. If she's that into him, let her go.

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