Mood ruined

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 00:56 - United States

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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
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observesandgasps 0

I agree.ydi for being a cancerous ***** and not waiting until marriage to give up your vag badge.

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MaRs3 0

Do people have no self control? Just because your probably in High School getting made fun of for being a nerd doesn't mean you can insult others. Get some self respect and get your head out of your ass.

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AngryNinja 1

shoulda scratched him with them. and told him you hope he likes it rough. xD

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Sirin_fml 46

... It's now official; Pendatic is actually a hick.

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pwetzel 0

fail at life much? stupid city-kid douch country boys would kick your ass anyday

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prettybrwneyes16 0

at least he wasn't reminding you to shave or wax down there XD

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IWorkInAStore 0

on the plus side he has good vision...or maybe for you that's a negative...

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garrettjordan 0

y does that matter it's not like your gonna kill him with your toenails

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maskedman 9

nobody wants to get slice n thriced with toenails during lovemaking.

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cowgod 0

foot jobs are dangerous if you have long nails

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miianah1 22

Maybe he just felt them rather than saw them.

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treesdevin 0

hahaa ****** up and funny at the same time lol...

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karamelkream 0

aaahhh it's stories like this that make me appreciate my splendid boyfriend

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stealthpanda 1

ydi for being gross. haha that's nasty!

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garuru 4

yea it hard not to notice the toenails when i got on top of her the toenail cut me bad and were black and it wasnt nail polish

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