Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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kinzokuhebi 0
Well you don't leave a job half finished.
gntfmlingnow 12
It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap
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Comments (178)
MissKardashian_fml 3
Well can you blame him? Once you crack one you almost HAVE to crack the rest! '~'
scuttlebuttz 1
I don't blame him. That shit is uncomfortable
noisebox 1
Your having sex with a roto-toid
GetTheFuckOut 7
People complain over the dumbest shit. I don't even see how this was passed as an FML.
nognom 2
Sorry, but maybe he's just not that in to you.
ripleythebard 12
I"ve done this...it really sucks, not only for her but for him as well. At least, it did for me. OCD SUCKS
YoshiMike13 4
ok, when people have OCD, they HAVE to do certain things... that being said, you should understand this considering he is your boyfriend. dont get me wrong you might be upset, but you should be understanding of it, not feeling that your life sucks.
dylan501 3
I thought you only had 8 knuckles ?
SamCrow 1
I totally get what he did
blutopaz 5
It can be annoying when you have one relaxed knuckle and then nine tense ones. Just laugh it off and kiss him some more. :)