Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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You deserved it 6 148

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 217

You deserved it 24 092

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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You deserved it 6 539

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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You deserved it 4 472

Cramped

By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 13 367

It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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You deserved it 4 027

Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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You deserved it 5 019

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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You deserved it 3 845

Sexy!

By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 9 569

The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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You deserved it 8 654

Sexy

By Chels - 24/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

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You deserved it 575

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 6 January 2011 14:43

Wear one of those foam cheese hats while having sex. It wont spoil the mood, honestly.

srhshl 9

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:00

I'm terribly sorry to see you're bad at English.

Comments

x_Cupcakes 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:05

How kinky! (;

crissyspic 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 19:53

hit her from behind?

H3ALTHFR3AK 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 21:48

^win

brycereid 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:09

that's hawt

jokesta187 11

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:11

helmet? or hockey mask? lol might help

mitchem 3

Friday 7 January 2011 15:31

it's pretty sad that I get chastised for sticking up for another person

dumbestdrummer 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:11

I'm terrably sorry to hear your getting laid

srhshl 9

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:00

I'm terribly sorry to see you're bad at English.

mitchem 3

Thursday 6 January 2011 15:22

I'm terribly sorry to have to see someone correcting another on the Internet.

ZeeBest86 6

Thursday 6 January 2011 15:48

I'm terribly to see someone ranting about someone correcting someone on the Internet

ZeeBest86 6

Thursday 6 January 2011 15:51

sorry*

ChronicSnowflake 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 15:51

haha funny shit

DuckOnAStick 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 16:25

I'm terribly sorry I'm keeping this chain alive.

swimmerstud 7

Thursday 6 January 2011 18:08

I'm terribly sorry for responding so late.

Nadinek98 0

Friday 7 January 2011 1:05

I'm terribly sorry u replied late.

boopityboppity 11

Friday 7 January 2011 3:01

I wouldn't be sorry at all if all of your computers just blew up. Except for 12; you didn't mean to start it.

iamthellamaking 0

Friday 7 January 2011 11:12

im terribley fer speling evrythang rong nd continuing dis chian

Cass3m0 0

Friday 7 January 2011 11:58

That your could have been right...

lebronesque73091 12

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:47

Shut the **** up!! That gets annoying fast.

SoccerForTheWin 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 5:48

Win

surferchick96 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:19

And u hving sex all the time is a problem how?

yuggi1 11

Thursday 6 January 2011 15:08

She probably has several concussions.

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:27

He's just not digging the whole S&M routine. You both have to be willing you know.

tammy0312 6

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:12

lmao! warn him before climaxing and concentrate on using your hands and scratch instead.

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 6 January 2011 16:01

Absolutely right FYLdeep. It took me forever to sort out the charges last time I messed that one up. Op either needs to invest in a helmet or have herself tied to the bed frame a little more centered on the mattress.

nikky_star 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:28

damn!

BoobooBear8 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:32

lol, good way to get more endorphins..

BelleElle_fml 5

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:36

Why exactly is this an FML?

KristinaKreme 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:57

I know right?^ Just be more careful next time, OP.

mitchem 3

Thursday 6 January 2011 15:24

idk possibly the six or seven face prints in the wall and banister? I doubt she could be very careful as I am sure it's an impulsive reflex that she can't control.