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No, "Ow that hurts" can still be connected to the sex. Should have yelled "MY FINGERS" before he broke them.

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41, I don't think she's 18 so back down. This FML is halarious, sucks for the OP though.

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Remember when this comment had to do with a girl breaking her fingers between the wall and headboard? Yeah, neither do I. OPp, how's about screaming "STOPMYFINGERSAREBREAKING!," or "THISISAHARDHEADBOARD!" or my favorite, "WEMUSTSTOPINTERCORSEBECAUSEMYPHALANGESAREBEINGFRACTUREDATTHEMOMENT,KTHNXBYE!"

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If "Stop, you're crushing my fingers" is interpreted it as "Stop, you naughty boy" chances are good you're dealing with a sadist or an idiot. NO MEANS NO!

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Haha, that reminds me of a scene in, I believe, Eurotrip. Where the guy visiting a sexclub in Amsterdam was told he couldn't scream 'stop' when he wanted them to stop, because people tend to say that when they really don't mean it. So he had to scream some unpronounceable word, which was of course misunderstood.. Dumdumdum. The rest you can watch yourself. I didn't like the movie, but that scene was funny :)

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its like "me and him were having sex when i went to put my hand on the wall".i wonder what her parents would say:)

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It's when you make your fingers likes gun, right? That give me an idea for a boy band! I wanna finger BANG BANG you!

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lolwut? Seriously, your sex life shouldn't be confined to the bed, but there's no reason to avoid it alltogether.

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