FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JayFri / Monday 6 June 2011 17:20 / United States

Intimacy

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By MyHandIsADolphin | 0

#2633068 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:07

You still should have :3

By BWill9014 | 4

#2633228 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:18

Wow 2, *you're... smart too

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By MyHandIsADolphin | 0

#2633068 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:07

You still should have :3

spartans916 | 1

#2633144 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:11

broken bones always turns me on :P

Idonebeenhad | 17

#2633173 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:14

it's not like you're gonna give him a handjob :D

00SPRANGER00 | 0

#2633192 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:15

I would have...

00SPRANGER00 | 0

#2633216 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:17

still had sex not give him a handjob lol sorry for the confusion guys

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2633447 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:49

Shouldn't the sex take place in the back of the car? Why passenger seat?

Petunia888 | 13

#2633468 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:52

38-maybe the seat reclines? Sometimes it's nice.

CaptainPickles72 | 18

#2633485 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:56

11- Yup, sex with broken bones is a smashing good time!

nyrangers1022 | 6

#2633924 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:04

sex is so much better in back of an SUV...passenger seats get real uncomfortable

Boygenius50 | 8

#2634037 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:20

And you said yes. . .right??!

justinhi | 0

#2634278 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:03

yeah cuz blue balls is a bitch

chuymac | 3

#2634512 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:29

well sex produces a chemical called endorphin it's a natural painkiller so pain will be bearable. so I say, sex FTMFW YO.

imacreeper | 3

#2634521 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:34

You still have 4 left. Stop looking for excuses.

Adorlee | 11

#2634686 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:54

You can still enjoy it. There's a thin line between pain an pleasure

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2634742 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:12

Not really. "Oh it feels so good that it hurts." What's up with that???

GuessWhatKids | 13

#2634780 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:19

Ted Bundy anyone?

4fencer | 0

#2635635 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:35

he has the right to have sex with you. After all he is the male and you should listen to him and suck his cock.

whatsittuya | 2

#2635781 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 7:22

lol wow just wow

shannonreneee | 11

#2636219 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 9:22

Since when did we need fingers in sex. Commit!

Cokie_the_Clown | 5

#2636775 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:26

You should have broke his bone...r .

FUGYU | 2

#2637557 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 16:07

It's not like OP has to finger him...

nixchawla | 0

#2638369 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 18:53

yup..smtimes it reclines..!!! :P

hossjosh | 1

#2638809 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 21:02

134

Lee_Shha | 10

#2640147 - Wednesday 8 June 2011 3:42

Lmao.!

iDoHard | 0

#2810145 - Sunday 3 July 2011 2:31

if I was him I would have said you broke a bone and I will grow one more :)

shinshoku13 | 19

#3909228 - Thursday 19 January 2012 18:00

Uh no she shouldnt have

By himoonkey | 8

#2633089 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:08

wow your smart

BWill9014 | 4

#2633228 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:18

Wow 2, *you're... smart too

LuxAeterna_fml | 0

#2633280 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:25

Classic.

FMLsOhilarious | 6

#2634662 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:46

Yeah, apparently you're smart too. Your grammar is so perfect I'm jealous...NOT.

fml98kevin | 4

#2635617 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:29

^^^ Grammar Nazi ^^^

chickunkey | 0

#2636040 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:55

your smart what? the anticipation is killing me!

whosechairisthat | 0

#2636354 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 9:49

that dog is fucking adorable

alicecanitbe | 0

#2640495 - Wednesday 8 June 2011 5:15

you honestly just made no sense at all

By bitterfaceplant | 0

#2633096 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:08

Maybe he is in to pain/ S&M.

JesusFishTaco | 5

#2633476 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:55

People who are into that are insane. I'm sorry, mentally hilarious. (Family Guy reference)

sensoon15 | 7

#2633631 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:20

i was thinking the same thing. "sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me!"

jaidonsafira | 0

#2634438 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:49

Giggity.

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#2634632 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:25

what does S&M stand for?

Mitcha857 | 0

#2634635 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:28

shit&muffins

BraBrando | 0

#2635421 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:38

^^ nom nom

InanimateObject | 0

#2635791 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 7:24

socks and mittens

silver0jay | 11

#2635863 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 7:54

sex and milfs

Carpy | 8

#2636276 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 9:35

Sons & Moms

Carpy | 8

#2636278 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 9:35

Sons & Moms

By ipodlover1995 | 0

#2633099 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:08

well you don't have sex with your fingers anyway... or do you ;)

DearestPluto | 0

#2634109 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:33

Why would she be fingering her BOYfriend?

mismonroe | 0

#2634236 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:55

Because the male G SPOT (don't worry, sweetie, you'll learn about that when you grow up) is in the Rectum.

whosechairisthat | 0

#2636313 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 9:43

u go girl.

chili10 | 18

#2636517 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 10:35

why wouldn't she be fingering her boyfriend?

shannonreneee | 11

#2637443 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 15:43

Good ol' prostate ticklin'

CleanseTheKraken | 0

#2690085 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:28

he'll yea

ipodlover1995 | 0

#2713630 - Sunday 19 June 2011 5:49

I don't know your life!

By aerogxt | 7

#2633101 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:08

What a moron. Take him back and get a refund.

XxToriwolfxX | 0

#2635480 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:52

Hooray for hookers!

By rebelvamp420 | 14

#2633103 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:08

he felt bad enough.... lol not like he did it on purpose, grin and bear it and give it up, and next time just do it on the trunk!!!!

ReynshineCutting | 10

#2637258 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 14:44

Grin and bear it? WTF? You don't grin and bear it. That's just wrong on so many levels.

By DyKy | 2

#2633105 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:08

your boyfriend has his priorities straight

womanjesus | 0

#2634452 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:55

true

By PSQ91 | 6

#2633124 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:10

You don't need your finger for sex, duh!

By mercuryburst | 0

#2633137 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:11

That sounds fucking painful.

electricmaster | 0

#2633355 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:34

I love how you're the only person that realizes that that had to freaking hurt.

smellymellyy | 7

#2633729 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:34

thats what i was thinking xD

IHATETROLLSS | 0

#2633876 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:56

damn 65 you scary!

lexielynn0680 | 0

#2634161 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:42

i love your pic 70 :D

XxToriwolfxX | 0

#2635487 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:54

I hate your /fucking/ pun.

By mk58 | 31

#2633141 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:11

I think you should slam the door on his fingers and then ask him if he still feels like having sex.

BB_ava | 0

#2633261 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:22

...slightly more difficult for a male to have sex w/o his hand than for a female.

LuxAeterna_fml | 0

#2633301 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:27

I think he'd still say yes..

TheDrifter | 23

#2633533 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:03

Op's username is Jay... I think they're both guys.

geeksaresexy | 18

#2633553 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:06

Because Jay can't be a girls name? Or you were trying to be funny?

TheDrifter | 23

#2634613 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:17

Really? How many girls names do you know that start with Jay? Or is it just here in Canada that those names aren't popular for girls?

Epheo | 0

#2634647 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:36

Right cause your name is TheDrifter and that screams a particular gender. Seriously its just a username.

XxToriwolfxX | 0

#2635496 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:56

Jay can be short for a girls name. For example, Jaymee (I think that's a real name, but I'm not sure).

4fencer | 0

#2635650 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:38

12-why would she do that. After all the male has the power and she should suck his dick for causing trouble.

bingababe | 16

#2635682 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:46

124- My daughters name is Jayleah, we always call her Jay.

lyshieelove | 0

#2635902 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:08

I think thats the point

geeksaresexy | 18

#2635958 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:35

I don't feel the need to add any more names tbh. Just because those names aren't popular doesn't mean they don't exist. I was the only person I knew with my name my whole childhood, now I know 6 others.