Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
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MyHandIsADolphin
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You still should have :3
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BWill9014
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Wow 2, *you're... smart too
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MyHandIsADolphin
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You still should have :3
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spartans916
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broken bones always turns me on :P
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Idonebeenhad
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it's not like you're gonna give him a handjob :D
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00SPRANGER00
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I would have...
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00SPRANGER00
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still had sex not give him a handjob lol sorry for the confusion guys
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urdirtyolduncle
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Shouldn't the sex take place in the back of the car? Why passenger seat?
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Petunia888
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38-maybe the seat reclines? Sometimes it's nice.
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CaptainPickles72
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11- Yup, sex with broken bones is a smashing good time!
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nyrangers1022
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sex is so much better in back of an SUV...passenger seats get real uncomfortable
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Boygenius50
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And you said yes. . .right??!
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justinhi
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yeah cuz blue balls is a bitch
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chuymac
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well sex produces a chemical called endorphin it's a natural painkiller so pain will be bearable. so I say, sex FTMFW YO.
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imacreeper
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You still have 4 left. Stop looking for excuses.
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Adorlee
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You can still enjoy it. There's a thin line between pain an pleasure
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urdirtyolduncle
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Not really. "Oh it feels so good that it hurts." What's up with that???
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GuessWhatKids
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Ted Bundy anyone?
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4fencer
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he has the right to have sex with you. After all he is the male and you should listen to him and suck his cock.
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whatsittuya
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lol wow just wow
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shannonreneee
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Since when did we need fingers in sex. Commit!
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Cokie_the_Clown
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You should have broke his bone...r .
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FUGYU
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It's not like OP has to finger him...
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nixchawla
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yup..smtimes it reclines..!!! :P
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hossjosh
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134
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Lee_Shha
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Lmao.!
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iDoHard
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if I was him I would have said you broke a bone and I will grow one more :)
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shinshoku13
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Uh no she shouldnt have
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himoonkey
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wow your smart
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BWill9014
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Wow 2, *you're... smart too
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LuxAeterna_fml
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Classic.
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FMLsOhilarious
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Yeah, apparently you're smart too. Your grammar is so perfect I'm jealous...NOT.
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fml98kevin
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^^^ Grammar Nazi ^^^
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chickunkey
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your smart what? the anticipation is killing me!
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whosechairisthat
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that dog is fucking adorable
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alicecanitbe
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you honestly just made no sense at all
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bitterfaceplant
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Maybe he is in to pain/ S&M.
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JesusFishTaco
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People who are into that are insane. I'm sorry, mentally hilarious. (Family Guy reference)
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sensoon15
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i was thinking the same thing. "sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me!"
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jaidonsafira
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Giggity.
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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what does S&M stand for?
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Mitcha857
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shit&muffins
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BraBrando
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^^ nom nom
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InanimateObject
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socks and mittens
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silver0jay
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sex and milfs
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Carpy
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Sons & Moms
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Carpy
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Sons & Moms
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ipodlover1995
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well you don't have sex with your fingers anyway... or do you ;)
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DearestPluto
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Why would she be fingering her BOYfriend?
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mismonroe
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Because the male G SPOT (don't worry, sweetie, you'll learn about that when you grow up) is in the Rectum.
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whosechairisthat
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u go girl.
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chili10
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why wouldn't she be fingering her boyfriend?
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shannonreneee
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Good ol' prostate ticklin'
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CleanseTheKraken
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he'll yea
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ipodlover1995
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I don't know your life!
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aerogxt
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What a moron. Take him back and get a refund.
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XxToriwolfxX
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Hooray for hookers!
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rebelvamp420
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he felt bad enough.... lol not like he did it on purpose, grin and bear it and give it up, and next time just do it on the trunk!!!!
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ReynshineCutting
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Grin and bear it? WTF? You don't grin and bear it. That's just wrong on so many levels.
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DyKy
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your boyfriend has his priorities straight
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womanjesus
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true
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PSQ91
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You don't need your finger for sex, duh!
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mercuryburst
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That sounds fucking painful.
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electricmaster
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I love how you're the only person that realizes that that had to freaking hurt.
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smellymellyy
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thats what i was thinking xD
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IHATETROLLSS
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damn 65 you scary!
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lexielynn0680
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i love your pic 70 :D
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XxToriwolfxX
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I hate your /fucking/ pun.
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mk58
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I think you should slam the door on his fingers and then ask him if he still feels like having sex.
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BB_ava
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...slightly more difficult for a male to have sex w/o his hand than for a female.
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LuxAeterna_fml
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I think he'd still say yes..
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TheDrifter
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Op's username is Jay... I think they're both guys.
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geeksaresexy
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Because Jay can't be a girls name? Or you were trying to be funny?
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TheDrifter
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Really? How many girls names do you know that start with Jay? Or is it just here in Canada that those names aren't popular for girls?
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Epheo
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Right cause your name is TheDrifter and that screams a particular gender. Seriously its just a username.
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XxToriwolfxX
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Jay can be short for a girls name. For example, Jaymee (I think that's a real name, but I'm not sure).
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4fencer
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12-why would she do that. After all the male has the power and she should suck his dick for causing trouble.
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bingababe
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124- My daughters name is Jayleah, we always call her Jay.
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lyshieelove
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I think thats the point
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geeksaresexy
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I don't feel the need to add any more names tbh. Just because those names aren't popular doesn't mean they don't exist. I was the only person I knew with my name my whole childhood, now I know 6 others.
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stewpididiot
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I think you should slam the door on hoe boner and see
if he still wants to have sex.
if he still wants to have sex.
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mk58
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164, that might just work.