Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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kinzokuhebi 0
Well you don't leave a job half finished.
gntfmlingnow 12
It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap
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Comments (178)
qtbabe127 22
I had to pop my knuckles after reading this.
fj19 9
That's not OCD, it's balance for performance.
MuseFan1991 14
it just feels weird when only one of your knuckles is cracked and the rest arent. doesnt necessarily mean its OCD
Rainbow101365 5
anyone else feel the need to crack their knuckles?? O.o
lostinlabels 8
Dear God....
manyourlifesucks 0
For the 5th time...
Rainbow101365 5
i didn't read all the comments sorry :x
vbmg152 19
People with OCD, we can't help it! We have a certain way of doing things & that's how we have to do them!
perdix 31
I have CDO -- it's the same as OCD, but in the proper alphabetical order that it must be in.
Bonzer 2
^ win.
Bonzer 2
Sorry this is an accidental double post.
galacticstorm 6
Oh yeah,well i have COD...cats on drugs.they ate a pill they saw on the floor and now they think they have poptart bodies and sh!t rainbows.
galacticstorm 6
I realize my comment may not make much since,so I'll just hide in my cave now.
ceccles628 6
Why is this FML-Y for you?
Enslaved 38
Shoot! I know someone that's OCD and won't even have sex because bodily fluids freak him out. As long as he was able to continue after the cracked fingers, it's all good.
Calyx_fml 22
So what happens if you kick him in one nut?
j_cat187 20
He pukes all over her
StaceyMichelle 5
I agree with everybody else, once you pop one, you have to pop all of them. But if that seriously bothered you, then maybe YOU are the one with the issues, so fyl
loverboy666 6
Well ur the one that dating him and knowing he is OCD so I think u had that coming or did u lol