Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
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Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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kinzokuhebi 0
Well you don't leave a job half finished.
gntfmlingnow 12
It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap
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Comments (178)
VooDooCarrie91 19
Be kinky and crack the rest of his knuckles all sexy.. Then resume :P
stormchaser24 24
The wording sounds funny. Like he has 11 knuckles. FYL
Bekll 31
It was worded like he had to re-crack the one that set it off. Or he really does have 10 others.
Epikouros 32
Well, he could have 11 knuckles, but 30 would be preferable. If you mean 11 fingers, his 11th finger should be inside his girlfriend.
Epikouros 32
It wouldn't be so bad if he made it up to you by knuckling your crack ten times...
TheJester12 15
The good news is once he starts ******* you he will never stop until you are satisfied . Just make sure his dick doesn't fall off in the long process because then he would have to chop off his ass cheeks to balance things out
lostinlabels 8
She just said he stopped halfway through, so obviously...Wait, why am I even replying to this?
manyourlifesucks 0
42 that comment was retarded
dleonard 5
My gf does the same thing... You're not alone
lostinlabels 8
I'm surprised he even let you in his bubble.
pilar21 7
Did anybody else crack their knuckles after reading this?
lostinlabels 8
Yeah, everyone else who just said that.
pilar21 7
Did anybody else crack their knuckles after reading this?
kelsey_M_Jones 5
Got to love OCD people but durn it. Great way to ruin the sex! Sorry OP
dead_insects 18
who loves OCD?!
MissssUnderstood 13
Wouldn't it be nine knuckles he had to crack; since he already cracked one? Lol
lostinlabels 8
And after those nine, he had cracked all ten! Great job!