Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
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Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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kinzokuhebi 0
Well you don't leave a job half finished.
gntfmlingnow 12
It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap
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Comments (178)
XKXKKXK 10
Wow. Break up with him. Awesome, I got it. Now no one unintelligent can say that.
DracoSpirita 21
Break up with him just because he cracks his knuckles? Wow. Nice advice ya got there.
XKXKKXK 10
Baha please read the whole comment mister.
DracoSpirita 21
Ah, I'm sorry. Obviously I shouldn't have come on FML just after waking up. I'm a miss, by the way.
XKXKKXK 10
Excuse me miss. It seems other people don't understand what I was saying either, from the dislikes. Ha, oh well.
sareje 3
you didn't happen to see the second part, huh ? I hope you feel foolish
TheDrudgeChild 4
Sarcasm on FML seems to only be understood half of the time. :/
greenie213 23
Who else thought of monk?
TheJester12 15
Well the thought of tony shaloub banging anyone is actually horrific .... But other than that I FRICKEN LOVE THAT SHOW :D
brohamas16 7
Hah I thought you just cleaned a bunch of stuff when you have OCD
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
No. Not really. You just have to have things done a certain way, a certain number of times. Or, things like equalizing touch.
Eiregal2 10
Not really.I have minor OCD. I sometimes can't finish a drink until I sip it four times,or a meal until four bites are taken.
TheOrangeProon 13
I think most people would struggle to finish a meal without taking four bites to be fair.
Enslaved 38
I bite gummy bears in threes.:P
PawnShopPenguin 4
Well 18, you thought wrong. Very wrong.....
stevenJB 25
You Can have OCD for almost anything. It's not limited to just cleaning. For some people it can take over and destroy their lives.
DogsPaw 16
116- You capitalized the "C" in can. Somebody ******* fix it!
Sir_Crackerjacks 5
Anyone else crack their knuckles after reading this
flutter4 7
Lol I thought about it
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Commenter #20 did.
aperfectxdeath 3
I did. Also I'm pretty sure I can use my dick with no hands so I don't see why op's bf had to stop. It really doesn't make sense.
Pallywhack 4
Think missionary. Hard to support yourself and crack all your knuckles at the same time. "Using your dick with no hands" and having sex are two different things ;)
MuseFan1991 14
56- unless you prop yourself up on your knuckles and use your weight to crack them :)
sleepinginclass 8
Cracked my knuckles, then had to crack my toes after 11's comment.
NOOBSQUAD 0
Yeah I cracked my knuckles after reading this
_duhastmich 11
I had to crack my knuckles after reading this comment.
TrinityisLife 22
So did I......then I came to read comments just to make sure I wasn't the only person to do that :p
dathan 14
It sucks more for him. :/ He can't help it, you know, it's a disorder...
NOOBSQUAD 0
I use to have OCD where I would shut the door tight, touch the panels in a certain patter and push on the door 4 times, but I finally broke free of it.
dathan 14
Lucky you... That sounds annoying as ****.
tennisrapper1 14
Are all 10 of his knuckles broken now? No? *hides in hole in the corner
kimg0885 23
At least he didn't yell at you for turning off the light the wrong way and get up to turn it on and off twenty times.
tennisrapper1 14
Are all 10 of his knuckles broken now? No? *hides in hole in the corner
Rowdey 10
It was even more stupid the second time.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
At least you didn't have an asthma attack. C:
NOOBSQUAD 0
Did someone have an asthma attack when you were having sex?
VooDooCarrie91 19
43- I believe it is ill advised to ask a 14 year old about her "sex life"
minorcrisis 8
It was a reference to a previous FML, I believe.
NOOBSQUAD 0
48 I did not look at her profile so I didn't know she was 14 and also their is an FML about a 14 year old who's mom won't let her go out because that's when her mom lost her virginity.
lostinlabels 8
I see where you got your name, noob. You're an idiot.
unknown_user5566 27
65- That was quite rude. 30's comment was in fact a reference to a recent FML and it seems as if Noob missed that reference. That doesn't make someone an idiot for not knowing each and every FML that gets posted.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
For the record, I'm proud to say that I don't have a sex life at 14 years old.
lostinlabels 8
I didn't mean for not seeing that fml. More for the vindication of his previous comment with yet another 14 year olds sex life.