Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
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Top comments
Michael903 18
Tell her to quit acting like a boob!
Voij 16
Look at the positive side: Free whale-watching-entertainment at your pool party!
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Comments (149)
UberNova 18
She did this at a pool party? I'm assuming your spouse was there, why did he/she not say something too?
AverageJoey 18
You should have directed everyones attention to her and yelled beached whale.
ifavela89 13
This sounds gross didn't your husband say anything?
StiffPvtParts 43
Why do you assume OP is gay? xD
Treveyon56 14
OP is the husband so I think you mean wife. Unless gay marriage is legal where he is.
rememberkids 14
Gay spouses can still have Mothers-in-law.
Faff 20
I'm sorry if this sounds stupid, but I thought gay marriage was legal in the USA?
Justice_Beaver 13
Only in some states like California.
DntLookBack 29
I believe we have 13 states where gay marriage is legal now.
HeartOfLead 24
In-laws know just how to make the breast impression...
naznafeathers 22
Wow. How very unnecessarily disturbing. She must be really comfortable in her body...
grumpybr 13
Or she wanted to piss him off so badly she just didn't care.
challan 19
Not quite the milf by the pool you were looking for, huh?
HeartOfLead 24
Imagine if she decided to do a cannon-ball. With Florida's elevation, I don't think we'd survive such an event.
SMHsohard 22
Your house, your rules. Where was your wife in all this? If she doesn't have your back on this kind of obviously rude, challenging behavior, then there are going to be bigger problems down the road.
Avenueoftrees 15
I now have images in my head that I didn't want to have in there... That's disturbing!
TheDrifter 24
Her milkshake chases all the boys from the yard?