Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
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Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was not sure how to complete it, so I emailed my teacher to ask her for help. She told me to… flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML
Today, I missed my history exam because they'd changed the day. Apparently they sent out an email to let everyone know. Too bad I'd banned myself from the internet in order to study for the exam. FML
Today, I've been making extremely good progress in my online class. Or at least… I was, until the deadline to complete it was suddenly pushed a whole month forward, causing me to be "behind." Then my teacher had the nerve to email me, telling me I needed to catch up. FML
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
Today, I began taking a French language class. After completing and submitting some homework, I got a response. A response that was completely in French. I can't understand shit. FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
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bobdole 0
tell her your ISP mistakenly blocked ports 80, 8080,8000, etc. so you could still e-mail but not use http stuff
sillypiper 0
haha you think a retard who would email that to his teacher would be smart enough to make up that shit about ports and http?
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bobdole 0
tell her your ISP mistakenly blocked ports 80, 8080,8000, etc. so you could still e-mail but not use http stuff
sillypiper 0
haha you think a retard who would email that to his teacher would be smart enough to make up that shit about ports and http?
turtlemansam 6
It's not that confusing...
imcheerish 0
wtf
qzzpm07 0
or just tell her you sent the email of ur phone....
Siant 4
You have to remember most of the people on here don't know what that means
MrJoshster123 2
Yea, it is... O.o
StanSmith_fml 9
Or he could say he had 3G on his phone and sent the email.
plum_lovin 28
Well the Op obviously has an iPhone or IPod. So he could have just said that he has Internet on his phone and he was able to send the email from there. Easy answer.
nichole818 5
Except emails sent from your phone say "Sent from -insert name- iPhone" or whatever smart phone she has.
KelpForBrains 0
1024 is an idiot, you could easily turn that off. And if you block those ports, how would you be able to email? Im pretty sure you need internet to email. So many people here who know nothing about computers.
orange9494 0
No offense meant , dearie, but this by blocking a port , it is definitely possible to send Emails but not websites.
TheRealMakarov 4
I iz f1rst c0mment
iCake 13
1028 some people use mail programs like outlook and Microsoft live, they use ports like 125, 25, 110 and so on
PinkieKeen 20
Karma bit OP in the ass
qwillis98 20
Most phones when sending an email will mark the email as "sent by mobile device" or somethin at least my phone does that
heygirlie777 21
1023- what makes it so obvious that OP has an iPod/iPhone?
Tonydtocce 3
You can change the signature.
thetechdude22 0
That is an optional signature that is easy to turn off or change
oj101 33
The FML community is great for a support system. Your FML turned from a YDI to a non-fml.
powermad80 2
Blocking those ports cuts the connection to HTTP pages, regular websites, but not SMTP servers, that serve email. You are one of those people who know nothing about computers.
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
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fksfsdhfsdfh 26
An isp blocking http ports...scumbag comcast!
NaN101 27
Pretty sure the OP isn't smart enough for this.
punjabtimelord 18
True, very true sir
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
#1023 Really... Is it obvious? Where does the post mention an iPhone or iPod?
xenomsftw 19
It's like you've never heard of 3G or 4g
hayleyblack2u71 21
#856 You need the Internet to send a email on anything...unless OP just HAPPENED to have a data plan which would still need to be connected to nearby wifi...
Ilikepie82479 20
Say you used your iPho- Oh wait that's right... It's 2009
crawforda4244 15
The iphone was released in 2007...
I_Suck_At_Life 0
That sounds like something I'd do... *high-five* =)
skylervondra 0
i like your holes
TheCrazyAli28 1
woah dude I feel bad for u cuz of ur bio that's aad
katedomo 0
I so would too! xD
DoctorWhooves13 5
Oh yeah your profile is sad..... But in love at 10 and buy a 100$ ring?!? Wtf what 10 year old Has that money?!?
pugslove14 2
When i was 12 I bought a iPad 2. He saved money, that is how
deBlobX 12
Lawl
Noelletakumi 36
Quick fix: tell her you sent the email on your phone that has internet data (which you couldn't do a worksheet on) but the internet on your computer was down. Don't have a smart phone? Tell her you used your mom's/friend's. Problem solved.
CheeseGirl 0
Ouch. Pwned. Try not to lie next time.
sabresfano 1
did u just say pwned? GTFO.
Wongesse 0
Did you just say GTFO, leave
Dunvanation 4
Did you just say leave? We need a better punishment... Pay someone to blindly throw sharp objects in your direction.
piedpiper303 29
Did you just say leave? Exit!
sunshyne84_fml 0
ur a dumbass
Batwomann 0
i am batwomann
mylifefuckingsuc_fml 0
say u did it wit emailed it with moms 3g iphone and u couldnt do the homework on the iphone cuz screens to small
gc327072 30
Brb, going get Rosetta Stone so I can understand that.
ttqq 7
Rosetta stone cant translate gibberish
gc327072 30
^very true... I'll have to think this one over... *scratches peach fuzz beard whilst deep in thought*
bluerhhajfk 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Stop acting like a pompous douchebag. This is the Internet-- not your meeting to discuss the promotion you've had your eye on. Grammar and spelling don't matter here as long as you can understand what the person is saying. C u cn stil undrstnd mi sew stfu jeez
ellie13310 7
I gave you a thumbs down for your grammar.
MidnightMC 8
Ok I'm not even joking but wtf did u just say? xD
Mr_Guy_Dude 17
"See? You can still understand me so stfu"
krazinluvv 0
nice one bud!
mylifefuckingsuc_fml 0
wow 17 shut the **** up im sorry i am not in the right sttate of mind and cant tyepe
That_Guy 4
wow #8 & #9 this FML was the most deserved FML ever! You all agreeing with it makes yall completely retarded!
Kurabsence 0
8 isn't agreeing as much as he is saying that he himself would do that because of idiocy.
ToxicKittieh 0
So does saying "ya'll".
sabresfano 1
599 beat me to it.
alymartin 1
That's true but I say y'all all the time too so get over it hun (;
GracesDelirium 9
Honey, please; you aren't Southern enough to pull off a y'all without looking stupid. Y'all ain't doin' it right.
TxCountryBeauty 10
There is nothing wrong with saying y'all... If you're from the south! If you live anywhere else it has to be you all. I just can't picture other people pulling it off right
atitud3 12
Are you the worst photo editor ever? Look how much of your face you missed when cutting the picture in photoshop!! Oh wait... You just wanna show your boobs So people (males) will like you.
TallMist 32
#1056 and bi/lesbian women too.
happy_ness 0
that is something that i would totally do. nice one haha.
urie 0
lol you could have just said you were at the library or something, durrr.
VeraJK 16
Yes, but if they were at the library they could've done the homework.
Razman201 14
Very good point XD
xanderz54 5
Haha nice one, retard