FML : Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail....

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Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ihavepinkbackpac - / Saturday 28 February 2009 19:07 / United States

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By bobdole | 0

#9496 - Saturday 28 February 2009 23:09

tell her your ISP mistakenly blocked ports 80, 8080,8000, etc. so you could still e-mail but not use http stuff

By sillypiper | 0

#840537 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:44

haha you think a retard who would email that to his teacher would be smart enough to make up that shit about ports and http?

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By bobdole | 0

#9496 - Saturday 28 February 2009 23:09

tell her your ISP mistakenly blocked ports 80, 8080,8000, etc. so you could still e-mail but not use http stuff

sillypiper | 0

#840537 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:44

haha you think a retard who would email that to his teacher would be smart enough to make up that shit about ports and http?

turtlemansam | 3

#1432949 - Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:10

It's not that confusing...

imcheerish | 0

#2448765 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:25

wtf

qzzpm07 | 0

#2841261 - Thursday 7 July 2011 21:45

or just tell her you sent the email of ur phone....

Siant | 4

#4206871 - Friday 23 March 2012 23:30

You have to remember most of the people on here don't know what that means

MrJoshster123 | 2

#4222409 - Tuesday 27 March 2012 17:21

Yea, it is... O.o

StanSmith_fml | 9

#4370810 - Sunday 29 April 2012 23:15

Or he could say he had 3G on his phone and sent the email.

plum_lovin | 28

#4441444 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 8:45

Well the Op obviously has an iPhone or IPod. So he could have just said that he has Internet on his phone and he was able to send the email from there. Easy answer.

nichole818 | 5

#4465846 - Tuesday 22 May 2012 5:31

Except emails sent from your phone say "Sent from -insert name- iPhone" or whatever smart phone she has.

KelpForBrains | 0

#4500163 - Wednesday 30 May 2012 23:07

1024 is an idiot, you could easily turn that off.

And if you block those ports, how would you be able to email? Im pretty sure you need internet to email. So many people here who know nothing about computers.

orange9494 | 0

#4519558 - Monday 4 June 2012 5:50

No offense meant , dearie, but this by blocking a port , it is definitely possible to send
Emails but not websites.

TheRealMakarov | 4

#4598840 - Friday 22 June 2012 6:07

I iz f1rst c0mment

iCake | 13

#4630845 - Friday 29 June 2012 19:53

1028 some people use mail programs like outlook and Microsoft live, they use ports like 125, 25, 110 and so on

PinkieKeen | 20

#4800749 - Saturday 11 August 2012 11:04

Karma bit OP in the ass

qwillis98 | 20

#4836830 - Monday 20 August 2012 4:11

Most phones when sending an email will mark the email as "sent by mobile device" or somethin at least my phone does that

heygirlie777 | 21

#4859700 - Saturday 25 August 2012 17:42

1023- what makes it so obvious that OP has an iPod/iPhone?

Tonydtocce | 3

#4914292 - Monday 10 September 2012 5:52

You can change the signature.

thetechdude22 | 0

#5118990 - Tuesday 6 November 2012 2:59

That is an optional signature that is easy to turn off or change

oj101 | 33

#5229463 - Sunday 9 December 2012 6:13

The FML community is great for a support system. Your FML turned from a YDI to a non-fml.

powermad80 | 2

#5287176 - Friday 28 December 2012 6:16

Blocking those ports cuts the connection to HTTP pages, regular websites, but not SMTP servers, that serve email.
You are one of those people who know nothing about computers.

DEATHBYEX1LE | 11

#5311944 - Monday 7 January 2013 0:36

bdyb

rossistboss | 25

#5395771 - Thursday 7 March 2013 2:31

An isp blocking http ports...scumbag comcast!

NaN101 | 27

#5448136 - Sunday 14 April 2013 11:45

Pretty sure the OP isn't smart enough for this.

punjabtimelord | 18

#5536740 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:35

True, very true sir

fucMyLifeSoHard | 18

#5711750 - Friday 11 October 2013 4:30

#1023 Really... Is it obvious? Where does the post mention an iPhone or iPod?

xenomsftw | 19

#5872340 - Saturday 1 March 2014 8:49

It's like you've never heard of 3G or 4g

hayleyblack2u71 | 21

#6154924 - Friday 26 December 2014 22:16

#856 You need the Internet to send a email on anything...unless OP just HAPPENED to have a data plan which would still need to be connected to nearby wifi...

Ilikepie82479 | 20

#6238489 - Friday 20 March 2015 23:02

Say you used your iPho- Oh wait that's right... It's 2009

crawforda4244 | 15

#6419984 - Friday 25 September 2015 23:37

The iphone was released in 2007...

By I_Suck_At_Life | 0

#9502 - Saturday 28 February 2009 23:11

That sounds like something I'd do... *high-five* =)

skylervondra | 0

#2602953 - Thursday 2 June 2011 2:00

i like your holes

TheCrazyAli28 | 0

#2619810 - Saturday 4 June 2011 21:08

woah dude I feel bad for u cuz of ur bio that's aad

katedomo | 0

#2787186 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 20:20

I so would too! xD

DoctorWhooves13 | 5

#4176758 - Saturday 17 March 2012 5:33

Oh yeah your profile is sad..... But in love at 10 and buy a 100$ ring?!? Wtf what 10 year old Has that money?!?

pugslove14 | 2

#4787954 - Wednesday 8 August 2012 16:47

When i was 12 I bought a iPad 2. He saved money, that is how

deBlobX | 12

#5137067 - Sunday 11 November 2012 12:17

Lawl

Noelletakumi | 36

#6106174 - Saturday 1 November 2014 5:50

Quick fix: tell her you sent the email on your phone that has internet data (which you couldn't do a worksheet on) but the internet on your computer was down. Don't have a smart phone? Tell her you used your mom's/friend's. Problem solved.

By CheeseGirl | 0

#9504 - Saturday 28 February 2009 23:13

Ouch. Pwned. Try not to lie next time.

sabresfano | 1

#4225490 - Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:53

did u just say pwned? GTFO.

Wongesse | 0

#4632557 - Saturday 30 June 2012 7:04

Did you just say GTFO, leave

Dunvanation | 4

#4791637 - Thursday 9 August 2012 8:43

Did you just say leave? We need a better punishment... Pay someone to blindly throw sharp objects in your direction.

piedpiper303 | 29

#5602700 - Monday 29 July 2013 3:09

Did you just say leave? Exit!

By sunshyne84_fml | 0

#9507 - Saturday 28 February 2009 23:15

ur a dumbass

Batwomann | 0

#4449519 - Friday 18 May 2012 1:42

i am batwomann

By mylifefuckingsuc_fml | 0

#9510 - Saturday 28 February 2009 23:16

say u did it wit emailed it with moms 3g iphone
and u couldnt do the homework on the iphone cuz screens to small

gc327072 | 29

#4885679 - Saturday 1 September 2012 23:44

Brb, going get Rosetta Stone so I can understand that.

ttqq | 7

#5316275 - Wednesday 9 January 2013 17:05

Rosetta stone cant translate gibberish

gc327072 | 29

#5349268 - Friday 1 February 2013 4:27

^very true... I'll have to think this one over... *scratches peach fuzz beard whilst deep in thought*

bluerhhajfk | 17

#5466912 - Saturday 27 April 2013 4:40

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ellie13310 | 7

#5527553 - Sunday 9 June 2013 19:51

I gave you a thumbs down for your grammar.

MidnightMC | 8

#6085661 - Friday 10 October 2014 2:46

Ok I'm not even joking but wtf did u just say? xD

Mr_Guy_Dude | 17

#6350312 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 10:25

"See? You can still understand me so stfu"

By krazinluvv | 0

#9513 - Saturday 28 February 2009 23:18

nice one bud!

By mylifefuckingsuc_fml | 0

#9519 - Saturday 28 February 2009 23:23

wow 17 shut the fuck up
im sorry i am not in the right sttate of mind and cant tyepe

By That_Guy | 4

#9524 - Saturday 28 February 2009 23:27

wow #8 & #9 this FML was the most deserved FML ever! You all agreeing with it makes yall completely retarded!

Kurabsence | 0

#910084 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:59

8 isn't agreeing as much as he is saying that he himself would do that because of idiocy.

ToxicKittieh | 0

#973011 - Friday 2 April 2010 13:13

So does saying "ya'll".

sabresfano | 1

#4225504 - Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:55

599 beat me to it.

alymartin | 1

#4502793 - Thursday 31 May 2012 12:43

That's true but I say y'all all the time too so get over it hun (;

GracesDelirium | 9

#4591849 - Wednesday 20 June 2012 20:52

Honey, please; you aren't Southern enough to pull off a y'all without looking stupid. Y'all ain't doin' it right.

TxCountryBeauty | 10

#4605320 - Saturday 23 June 2012 20:39

There is nothing wrong with saying y'all... If you're from the south! If you live anywhere else it has to be you all. I just can't picture other people pulling it off right

atitud3 | 11

#4733753 - Thursday 26 July 2012 1:51

Are you the worst photo editor ever? Look how much of your face you missed when cutting the picture in photoshop!! Oh wait... You just wanna show your boobs So people (males) will like you.