FML : Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really...

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Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By shizzy09 - / Monday 13 April 2009 20:09 / United States

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By tsezu | 0

#109189 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 03:02

This should be the guy with boobs' FML entry. "Today, I was at a local pool when a lady and her daughter came for swimming lessons. As they walked onto the deck, the daughter yelled "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" She was referring to me. The whole pool heard. FML"

By dogpup4 | 23

#3284653 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 11:14

Really? Thats why I will!

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By jpelavin2626 | 0

#109135 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:52

wooow. that sucks! kids say the darnedest things!

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metalfan333 | 0

#824883 - Thursday 4 February 2010 06:01

YDI for teaching your 4 yr old that word

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ryguy997 | 0

#929740 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 09:05

who taught her that word?

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Failbuddy | 0

#1252097 - Monday 16 August 2010 02:10

Must of bin really embarrassing for him

By Blue_Coconuts | 7

#109143 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:55

Awesome.

By nnnnn12345 | 0

#109146 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:57

haha

By strangersdk | 0

#109148 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:56

Wow. That's why I won't have kids.

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dogpup4 | 23

#3284653 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 11:14

Really? Thats why I will!

By nnnnn12345 | 0

#109152 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:57

haha

By awalkb | 0

#109156 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:57

haha that is perfect

By qwertyuiop8989 | 0

#109158 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:58

Funny but thats more of a FHL

By XvxvX | 0

#109162 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:58

Lol

By dancin303 | 0

#109164 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:59

dont really see the fml

By dancin303 | 0

#109168 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:59

not your fault. dont sweat it

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