Health, Neighbours and TMI: TMI

TMI

By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 21:59 - United States - Crystal City

Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML

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DrSamba1 8

Tuesday 30 March 2021 20:06

Textbook TMI from your neighbor. Now I need to bleach that image out of my mind.

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Wednesday 31 March 2021 7:00

Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low?

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DrSamba1 8

Tuesday 30 March 2021 20:06

Textbook TMI from your neighbor. Now I need to bleach that image out of my mind.

mekiswrite 21

Send a private message

Wednesday 31 March 2021 7:00

Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low?

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