How has the therapy been working out for you? :(

Well no matter how many sessions I do I can still hear the voices. They tell me the most horrible things..why won't they leave me be?

This happened to me working at Lowes. A 50/60 something lady wore some kind of ultra see-through shirt in my line early in the morning. my mind must have been elsewhere cause it didn't register to me that her shirt was ultra see-through, so I wasn't really looking at her chest. It hit me a couple minutes later, I asked my coworker "uhh was that lady wearing a see through shirt?"

Nobody on earth deserves this

What a droopy day that must have been for you.

Yeah that was a terrible attempt at a pun. I should have known better

Forget about the groceries, someone bag those bags!

Those "not so fun bags"

So you are not into the Cougars then?

There is a difference between cougars and granny-nannies.

Lol, no need to split hairs.

Usually, at a certain age, people just give zero f*cks about social appropriateness and just pretend not to notice when things like that happen. It gives variety to their day. ;)

Did they dangle to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you you throw 'em over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?

Do your boobs hang low.

Aww the poor thing! Just too old to care

Not exactly her breast moment, eh?

neither his.

* Hers - OP is a girl

Don't be rude OP, while it may not have been appropriate a breast is just a breast no matter how old. You haven't been scared for life and will forget about it soon enough.