Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol... By gassy - 17/08/2018 18:30 Today, I have to deliver a wedding speech. I also have a cold. That would be bad enough, but ever since I was a kid, if I cough or sneeze, I also fart. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 865 You deserved it 224 Tweet Share
No big deal, OP. I’m sure you can find a great deal on a buttplug that goes with formal attire.
Ah the lesser known art of snarting.