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  Enslaved  |  36

Bathroom rugs are designed to absorb, maybe not piss, but a good amount of water. That's one reason it's in your bathroom to begin with; to absorb the water when you step out of the shower. But you're right, it will stink if it's not washed.

By  Genuine_G  |  8

That's pretty interesting, a nice spice of life you can embrace or not. At least it wasn't in the dishwasher.
I used to sleep walk, apparently I even left my house and walked down the street a bit.

  Genuine_G  |  8

It's what it is man, That was when I was 8 and my parents haven't seen it since.
You don't walk around with your hands up zombie status, you just have a blank stare and move steadily. My dad picked me up and said I went limp in his arms. Must have been scary for them because when they heard the door open they thought they were being robbed. By the time they checked our rooms and noticed I was gone, I opened the front door and front gate and was maybe 3 houses down the street.

Maybe I ate too many pork rinds like Helga?

  truesarrif  |  33

sleep walking ain't no joke. when I was in 7th grade I walked out of my room towards the front door. apparently my mom and brother asked where I was going so I told them I was going to get a drink at the water fountain at school. my school was 5 blocks away. I to this day don't remember anything about it.

  Caitie_kid  |  8

I witnessed my brothers friend sleep walk into our living room, lift the couch cushion, pee, put the couch cushion back down and walk back into my brothers room. One of the most hilarious things I've seen.


On the topic of sleepwalking stories, I crashed a wedding reception at the Kalahari resort at the Wisconsin Dells when I sleepwalked out of my room, in my tighty whities, down to the first floor. I woke up on the elevator back up to my floor with a very confused looking young adult in there with me.. I was about 7 at the time! Very scary, and I can't remember a thing about it! Don't blame your boyfriend for it, OP. See a doctor about it if it really bothers you.

  Little4Bear  |  10

The right place, but the wrong spot... Be thankful? What if you woke up to go to the restroom and stepped all over the piss. Yeah, I'm sure you'd thank him for that pleasant surprise!

By  imagineapc  |  11

I am a sleep walker. When I was 11 or 12 I tried to use the recliner as the toilet. My dad stopped me, told me to go back to bed, and a few minutes later I came out of my bedroom awake and used the toilet. Hardly a "your life sucks", its a natural phenomenon.