He'd still be being peeing on the rug.

Sounds like urine trouble..

With an overused pun like that, who wouldn't be in trouble?

Not really. The rug would just absorb the piss.

or just get rid of the rug, worst he could do is piss on the floor.

#46 it isn't a sponge rug. It doesn't absorb piss its just gonna sit there and fucking stink.

Bathroom rugs are designed to absorb, maybe not piss, but a good amount of water. That's one reason it's in your bathroom to begin with; to absorb the water when you step out of the shower. But you're right, it will stink if it's not washed.

@42 when the 1st seed team gets swept by the 8th seed in the first round of the playoffs, I think we're all in trouble.

Might need a RugDoctor.

Ba-dum-tss

The fuck is that gonna do? I knew i slept walked for years and still continued to do it until one day it just stopped.

He shouldn't need to DEPEND on diapers! Anyone... No... Okay

at least you can cope with your failures :)

Or pee on her

Unless she is into that sort of thing.

That's kind of scary..

It's what it is man, That was when I was 8 and my parents haven't seen it since. You don't walk around with your hands up zombie status, you just have a blank stare and move steadily. My dad picked me up and said I went limp in his arms. Must have been scary for them because when they heard the door open they thought they were being robbed. By the time they checked our rooms and noticed I was gone, I opened the front door and front gate and was maybe 3 houses down the street. Maybe I ate too many pork rinds like Helga?

sleep walking ain't no joke. when I was in 7th grade I walked out of my room towards the front door. apparently my mom and brother asked where I was going so I told them I was going to get a drink at the water fountain at school. my school was 5 blocks away. I to this day don't remember anything about it.

I witnessed my brothers friend sleep walk into our living room, lift the couch cushion, pee, put the couch cushion back down and walk back into my brothers room. One of the most hilarious things I've seen.

On the topic of sleepwalking stories, I crashed a wedding reception at the Kalahari resort at the Wisconsin Dells when I sleepwalked out of my room, in my tighty whities, down to the first floor. I woke up on the elevator back up to my floor with a very confused looking young adult in there with me.. I was about 7 at the time! Very scary, and I can't remember a thing about it! Don't blame your boyfriend for it, OP. See a doctor about it if it really bothers you.

The right place, but the wrong spot... Be thankful? What if you woke up to go to the restroom and stepped all over the piss. Yeah, I'm sure you'd thank him for that pleasant surprise!

Yea I have woken to piss before. My brother used to piss down the stairs when he would sleep walk as well as on the kitchen floor.

Well, give your brother a little credit. Most men go to the restroom and stuff but your brother's being creative! So be thankful.

85 - Pretty sure the "bathroom rug" is in the bathroom...