FML : Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on...

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By -_- - / Friday 5 July 2013 21:59 / United States - Munith

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By ZeroPath5 | 16

#5567528 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:55

Gotta love those in-laws...

By Wizardo | 33

#5567533 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:57

One by one OPs family were mysteriously struck down that night, no one knows who was responsible for the ninja like attacks but some say that the OPs tortured soul exacted revenge on all those who fell for the evil wench of an aunts tricks... and that concludes story time guys.

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By ZeroPath5 | 16

#5567528 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:55

Gotta love those in-laws...

xlord | 27

#5567663 - Saturday 6 July 2013 04:40

After reading your comment the song "What is love?Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me. No more" got stuck in my head. :)

ZeroPath5 | 16

#5567791 - Saturday 6 July 2013 05:55

All part of the plan!

GoodLookingGeese | 10

#5568479 - Saturday 6 July 2013 08:31

Next time, break her neck

sulitak | 26

#5573676 - Wednesday 10 July 2013 01:39

I know, where was the wife with this? I would NEVER let my Mom treat my husband that way.

By Wizardo | 33

#5567533 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:57

venom2421 | 10

#5567560 - Saturday 6 July 2013 03:08

If you wrote a book, I would buy it.

EpicSquishii | 21

#5567627 - Saturday 6 July 2013 04:14

Mother-in-law. Not aunt

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5567651 - Saturday 6 July 2013 04:32

Is it weird that I instantly thought of "And Then There Were None" when I read this?

pinguino3669_fml | 23

#5567654 - Saturday 6 July 2013 04:34

Yeah, that and 10 Little Indians

KiddoKS | 19

#5567669 - Saturday 6 July 2013 04:46

Those are actually the same... Great story by Agatha Christie.

By astralvagan | 20

#5567534 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:57

Sounds like most mother-in-laws I know..... They will do whatever they can to either make you seem or feel not good enough..... That sucks though OP.... Hopefully they all see through her shit eventually

By SoulAmeliorate | 16

#5567536 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:57

Talk about a wrist-straining order.

Athleticism | 11

#5567574 - Saturday 6 July 2013 03:15

You're silly.

MilkyFilmz | 25

#5567609 - Saturday 6 July 2013 03:46

No he's very punny.

By SelenaMilkshake | 17

#5567537 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:57

How immature. Are all mother-in-laws like this?

AholeCop | 11

#5568142 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:30

Yes, all of them. Once one almost wasn't, but then she was.

Chumsword | 8

#5568377 - Saturday 6 July 2013 07:06

No they're not all like that, case in point; My mother-in-law speaks very little english, she just asks if I'm hungry all the time. After a bit, I get yummy Laotian food.. I can say that my mother-in-law kinda rocks.