Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML
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ZeroPath5
| 16
Gotta love those in-laws...
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Wizardo
| 33
One by one OPs family were mysteriously struck down that night, no one knows who was responsible for the ninja like attacks but some say that the OPs tortured soul exacted revenge on all those who fell for the evil wench of an aunts tricks... and that concludes story time guys.
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ZeroPath5
| 16
Gotta love those in-laws...
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xlord
| 27
After reading your comment the song "What is love?Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me. No more" got stuck in my head. :)
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ZeroPath5
| 16
All part of the plan!
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GoodLookingGeese
| 10
Next time, break her neck
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sulitak
| 27
I know, where was the wife with this? I would NEVER let my Mom treat my husband that way.
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Wizardo
| 33
One by one OPs family were mysteriously struck down that night, no one knows who was responsible for the ninja like attacks but some say that the OPs tortured soul exacted revenge on all those who fell for the evil wench of an aunts tricks... and that concludes story time guys.
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venom2421
| 10
If you wrote a book, I would buy it.
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EpicSquishii
| 21
Mother-in-law.
Not aunt
Not aunt
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rocker_chick105
| 31
Is it weird that I instantly thought of "And Then There Were None" when I read this?
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pinguino3669_fml
| 23
Yeah, that and 10 Little Indians
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KiddoKS
| 19
Those are actually the same... Great story by Agatha Christie.
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astralvagan
| 20
Sounds like most mother-in-laws I know..... They will do whatever they can to either make you seem or feel not good enough..... That sucks though OP.... Hopefully they all see through her shit eventually
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SoulAmeliorate
| 16
Talk about a wrist-straining order.
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Athleticism
| 11
You're silly.
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MilkyFilmz
| 26
No he's very punny.
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SelenaMilkshake
| 17
How immature. Are all mother-in-laws like this?
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AholeCop
| 11
Yes, all of them. Once one almost wasn't, but then she was.
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Chumsword
| 8
No they're not all like that, case in point; My mother-in-law speaks very little english, she just asks if I'm hungry all the time. After a bit, I get yummy Laotian food.. I can say that my mother-in-law kinda rocks.
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charlotte69er
| 7
She must really like you...
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Pesticides
| 19
well, she did talk op into holding hands...
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9echo
| 17
The fact that she had to talk you into breaking her wrists should be enough to make you blameless.
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kee_breezy32
| 34
what a show!
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Chellybelly92
| 14
More like monster in law. Sorry OP.
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RivetingTaleChap
| 6
Maybe she needs to be "shown" some more moves in private.
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flockz
| 19
or maybe someone needs to show her privates some moves.