By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 15:36 - United States 19 0 12 55 Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML I agree, your life sucks 53 890 You deserved it 5 392 Tweet Share
By nekkidness - 21/11/2012 21:06 - United States - Carthage 5 3 1 59 Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 545 You deserved it 38 945 Tweet Share