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That is literally the most weirdest shit ever. Tell her to lose some weight and then show off her breasts.
Is your wife's name Stacy?
63- when a obese person loses weight, they won't suddenly become skinny. And a 'normal' topless woman is at least more tasteful than a obese woman.
48. You don't know how woman's body works! It's not always about weight. OP's mother in law probably has large boobs and breastfed, and they sagged over time. That's what happens to woman's body when she gets older. Too bad not ever guy is aware of the fact that women have it hard as they age. Boobs are not just boytoys -__-
Could be worse, she could have Miley Cyrus' chicken cutlet ass
You sir are a douchebag
Tell her to quit acting like a boob!
When did Megan get an FML?
The way you describe it gives me the image that you sat there while she was doing it for said 2 hours...?
I am so sorry....
The way he describes it, it sounds like the MIL has mental problems. Perhaps try getting your wife to talk to her mother about why showing breasts at a pool party is inappropriate. I hope you can get the image of her chesticals (tentacle like protrusions from the chest, that at some point in time were breasts) out of your head.
Look at the positive side: Free whale-watching-entertainment at your pool party!
That's really offensive you know. But then, by the sounds of things, so is this mother-in-law. Carry on. :D
Ziggs pool party.
So 68, would you say she's Gragas?
Go back to /r/leagueoflegends lol
the thought of 'turning my breast inwards' hurts. seriously disturbing
well since they're saggy, I'm sure it was pleasurable for the MIL
I thought it meant turning them towards each other, but now I'm not sure.
Oh god. This cannot be unseen by my mind.
Mine does it too. It's gross. It helps me not want to ever get fat though.
It is if it is her house. While it cannot be pleasant, if she pays for the home she has a right to be naked all she wants.
Monster-in-law*
Your house, your rules.
We're talking about boobs here, not pussy. But since this is the mother-in-law we are talking a about, I'm sure her boobs have evaporated milk.
Obese people tend to get a large buildup of yeast and staph under their breasts or "rolls". Coming from a former nurse aide, you learn not to trust it if it looks *blurg* lol
#9 was talking about a past FML (great reference) #52 I've heard of some women putting deodorant under their saggy breast. :P
Not just obese people, #2, but any little old lady with a decent amount of sagging.
Not just old ladies. I'm a fairly perky DDD and I still get a boob-sweat swamp under there if it's hot out.
May God have mercy on your inbox, 103.
@57, there is deodorant SPECIFICALLY for under breasts, I saw it in London Drugs.
Well if there were any children at your pool party then they are definitely scarred for life!
Mental scarring not limited to the children, I'm nauseous thinking about it!
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Tell her to quit acting like a boob!
Look at the positive side: Free whale-watching-entertainment at your pool party!