By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 06:52 - United States - Orlando
Add a comment - Reply to : #
That is literally the most weirdest shit ever. Tell her to lose some weight and then show off her breasts.
48. You don't know how woman's body works! It's not always about weight. OP's mother in law probably has large boobs and breastfed, and they sagged over time. That's what happens to woman's body when she gets older. Too bad not ever guy is aware of the fact that women have it hard as they age. Boobs are not just boytoys -__-
The way he describes it, it sounds like the MIL has mental problems. Perhaps try getting your wife to talk to her mother about why showing breasts at a pool party is inappropriate. I hope you can get the image of her chesticals (tentacle like protrusions from the chest, that at some point in time were breasts) out of your head.
Look at the positive side: Free whale-watching-entertainment at your pool party!
the thought of 'turning my breast inwards' hurts. seriously disturbing
Well if there were any children at your pool party then they are definitely scarred for life!