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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 12:00

Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML

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Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By anonymous - 10/06/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be off because I haven't swam since high school. It was when I made it only halfway across the pool that the lifeguard decided to jump in and save me. I wasn't drowning or struggling. FML

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By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

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WhiteDelight 4

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:03

i suppose boobs dont make good personal floating devices

tennisgirl022 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

ahahahahahaha. stupid lifeguard. but maybe he was hot.....

Comments

MeanCommenter88 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:01

first

michael32123 0

Friday 23 July 2010 8:41

I like the lifeguard's idea.

El_patron 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:50

that's a lie lol. great excuse to try to grab them lol

tennisgirl022 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

ahahahahahaha. stupid lifeguard. but maybe he was hot.....

Shaolin_za 8

Monday 27 June 2016 12:42

#2 is the most dumb founded comment on here, how can a lifeguard be stupid for doing he's job ? regardless of whether he was hot or not. Dumbass

SasuNaru_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

LOL Bummer, sorry about that. D:

WhiteDelight 4

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:03

i suppose boobs dont make good personal floating devices

xXxSophiexXx 8

Thursday 14 April 2011 4:56

lol agreed... they really don't

bsshooter 14

Thursday 6 October 2016 4:26

maybe yours aren't big enough??? jk

IrishHero12 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:03

That's great. Let's hope it wasn't a busy day! :)

dwhit33 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:03

giggity

gekkman34 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 0:05

Family Guy Reference FTW

Soare 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 18:26

STFU #403 :)

anonymous0927 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:03

this was in seventeen. guess it could happen twice...the exact same way...

SeaMen 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:28

it's more common than u think...except the whole lifeguard part

secretsxsecrets 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:04

did he proceed to preform CPR on you?

Glam_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:04

Hopefully you have nice boobs. If not, FYL. #7, a top falling off in the water is a pretty common occurance.. It is possible to happen twice. FYL for being an idiot.