FML : Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning...

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Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Higgs - / Tuesday 2 June 2009 19:10 / United States

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By WhiteDelight | 4

#257136 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:03

i suppose boobs dont make good personal floating devices

By tennisgirl022 | 0

#257124 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

ahahahahahaha. stupid lifeguard. but maybe he was hot.....

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By MeanCommenter88 | 0

#257120 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:01

first

michael32123 | 0

#1127391 - Friday 23 July 2010 8:41

I like the lifeguard's idea.

El_patron | 0

#1698206 - Sunday 14 November 2010 6:50

that's a lie lol. great excuse to try to grab them lol

By tennisgirl022 | 0

#257124 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

ahahahahahaha. stupid lifeguard. but maybe he was hot.....

Shaolin_za | 8

#6637620 - Monday 27 June 2016 12:42

#2 is the most dumb founded comment on here, how can a lifeguard be stupid for doing he's job ? regardless of whether he was hot or not. Dumbass

By SasuNaru_fml | 0

#257130 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

LOL Bummer, sorry about that. D:

By WhiteDelight | 4

#257136 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:03

i suppose boobs dont make good personal floating devices

xXxSophiexXx | 8

#2346962 - Thursday 14 April 2011 4:56

lol agreed... they really don't

bsshooter | 14

#6699573 - Thursday 6 October 2016 4:26

maybe yours aren't big enough???
jk

By IrishHero12 | 0

#257137 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:03

That's great. Let's hope it wasn't a busy day! :)

By dwhit33 | 0

#257140 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:03

giggity

gekkman34 | 0

#974791 - Tuesday 6 April 2010 0:05

Family Guy Reference FTW

Soare | 0

#1094367 - Thursday 15 July 2010 18:26

STFU #403 :)

By anonymous0927 | 0

#257149 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:03

this was in seventeen. guess it could happen twice...the exact same way...

SeaMen | 3

#2421658 - Thursday 28 April 2011 5:28

it's more common than u think...except the whole lifeguard part

By secretsxsecrets | 0

#257157 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:04

did he proceed to preform CPR on you?

By Glam_fml | 0

#257160 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:04

Hopefully you have nice boobs. If not, FYL.

#7, a top falling off in the water is a pretty common occurance.. It is possible to happen twice. FYL for being an idiot.