Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
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Three4Ten
| 10
Did you join them?
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tnttse
| 6
Mhhh. Got nothing to lose when you're old.
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Three4Ten
| 10
Did you join them?
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aswan10
| 3
Just let them go about there business :)
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hockeyoceancity
| 13
There was only one person in the pool.
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1337Anonymous911
| 3
But OP did not specify whether the neighbor was male or female.
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hockeyoceancity
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30- Are you trying to say being a male or female can change whether you're one or more persons?
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snowboarder531
| 5
OP's name is hilarious.
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Three4Ten
| 10
The OP didn't say whether the elderly person was male or female so I used the word 'them' as a substitute for 'her' or 'him.'
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kyarush
| 10
Getting short on years, let it go.
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kewlkate
| 9
It's grammatically correct to use the term "them" as a replacement of any gender related term if the gender isn't specified.
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GuessWhatKids
| 13
Grandma's Facebook status:
Just skinny dipped in my neighbor's pool, #YOLO
Just skinny dipped in my neighbor's pool, #YOLO
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Oreohugzpenny
| 4
If it is in their pool who gives a shit? But in my pool hell no bitch!
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Steve95401
| 49
I can't get that visual out of my mind. Yikes! OP is probably scarred for life now.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
That's why you have to put up a wall to keep the white walkers out of your pool.
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HouseElf
| 13
I wonder if old people get extra wrinkly if they stay in the water for too long.
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lolfood
| 24
Yummy naked old people D:
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xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
I think she prefers to eat babies, though! ;o
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jnaust
| 8
Like a big walking, talking piece of cold KFC chicken. Yum yum!
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mau5_17
| 0
Lol actually fully naked old people hence skinny dipping
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Jaxx66
| 21
Well, You can always start charging a fee. But don't let him near the hot tub!
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heyy_tharr_
| 5
Angel Beats? Possibly? Are you an otaku or am I crazyyyy??? Lol~
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soccergurrll
| 8
Scarred for life I'm sure
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tennisrapper1
| 14
Punch him in the face, call the cops, and get his ass arrested (at least for trespassing).
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hockeyoceancity
| 13
You're a piece of shit if you hit an elder person for that reason.
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Jaxx66
| 21
He's a POS if he hits anyone for such a stupid reason. You know you'd get charges on you as well for assault, right? Especially since he isn't being a threat. The most the cops would do is put a towel around the old man and tell him to go home.
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tennisrapper1
| 14
I was somewhat joking. I wouldn't punch him, I might call the cops if he knew what he was doing, and I'd definitely force him to leave.
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asoptavlo14
| 6
32- assault for what? He was on his property trespassing.
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nevershoutkendal_fml
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73- What if the elderly person was senile, though? I bet you'd feel like an ass.
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Roflsauruz
| 12
84- If he/she was senile enough to not realize they were skinny dipping in a pool that is not theirs, they should probably have a caretaker or be in a care facility... Who knows what they would do next; go into OP's house because it's "THEIRS", take off with OP's car because it's "THEIRS"? Lol...
I have a feeling though that this old timer proooooobably just wanted to take a nice swim and didn't think their neighbor would see them.... Something along those lines, ya know?
I have a feeling though that this old timer proooooobably just wanted to take a nice swim and didn't think their neighbor would see them.... Something along those lines, ya know?
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tnttse
| 6
Mhhh. Got nothing to lose when you're old.
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hockeyoceancity
| 13
Incorrect, the elder was trying to lose their tan line!
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ebonyirony
| 29
You could lose your teeth.
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Nevereverland
| 8
You could lose an erection.
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Lilwolfyyy
| 0
You could gain an erection..
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zachherbert
| 10
Heck, you could even lose your virginity.
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rcgirl2
| 11
Just walk away. Just walk away.
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hockeyoceancity
| 13
To get a video camera.
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
Am I the only one wondering why OP's name is baby eater?
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MisterMichael
| 9
Yes
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soulebelius
| 17
I just imagine her deep throating in search of sperm like a go gurt.
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kyleekay
| 25
Why the hell would that image pop into your head?
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livamour
| 17
Because she eats "babies"
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In_some_bullshit
| 13
#27 LOVE YOUR WAY OF THINKING!!
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flockz
| 19
maybe he/she thought it was the fountain of youth.