By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
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tnttse 6

Mhhh. Got nothing to lose when you're old.

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aswan10 3

Just let them go about there business :)

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hockeyoceancity 13

There was only one person in the pool.

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1337Anonymous911 3

But OP did not specify whether the neighbor was male or female.

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hockeyoceancity 13

30- Are you trying to say being a male or female can change whether you're one or more persons?

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Three4Ten 10

The OP didn't say whether the elderly person was male or female so I used the word 'them' as a substitute for 'her' or 'him.'

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kyarush 10

Getting short on years, let it go.

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kewlkate 9

It's grammatically correct to use the term "them" as a replacement of any gender related term if the gender isn't specified.

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GuessWhatKids 13

Grandma's Facebook status: Just skinny dipped in my neighbor's pool, #YOLO

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Oreohugzpenny 4

If it is in their pool who gives a shit? But in my pool hell no bitch!

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Steve95401 49

I can't get that visual out of my mind. Yikes! OP is probably scarred for life now.

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Redoxx_fml 22

That's why you have to put up a wall to keep the white walkers out of your pool.

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HouseElf 13

I wonder if old people get extra wrinkly if they stay in the water for too long.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

I think she prefers to eat babies, though! ;o

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jnaust 8

Like a big walking, talking piece of cold KFC chicken. Yum yum!

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mau5_17 0

Lol actually fully naked old people hence skinny dipping

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Jaxx66 21

Well, You can always start charging a fee. But don't let him near the hot tub!

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heyy_tharr_ 5

Angel Beats? Possibly? Are you an otaku or am I crazyyyy??? Lol~

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soccergurrll 8

Scarred for life I'm sure

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tennisrapper1 14

Punch him in the face, call the cops, and get his ass arrested (at least for trespassing).

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hockeyoceancity 13

You're a piece of shit if you hit an elder person for that reason.

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Jaxx66 21

He's a POS if he hits anyone for such a stupid reason. You know you'd get charges on you as well for assault, right? Especially since he isn't being a threat. The most the cops would do is put a towel around the old man and tell him to go home.

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tennisrapper1 14

I was somewhat joking. I wouldn't punch him, I might call the cops if he knew what he was doing, and I'd definitely force him to leave.

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asoptavlo14 6

32- assault for what? He was on his property trespassing.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

73- What if the elderly person was senile, though? I bet you'd feel like an ass.

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Roflsauruz 12

84- If he/she was senile enough to not realize they were skinny dipping in a pool that is not theirs, they should probably have a caretaker or be in a care facility... Who knows what they would do next; go into OP's house because it's "THEIRS", take off with OP's car because it's "THEIRS"? Lol... I have a feeling though that this old timer proooooobably just wanted to take a nice swim and didn't think their neighbor would see them.... Something along those lines, ya know?

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tnttse 6

Mhhh. Got nothing to lose when you're old.

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hockeyoceancity 13

Incorrect, the elder was trying to lose their tan line!

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zachherbert 10

Heck, you could even lose your virginity.

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rcgirl2 11

Just walk away. Just walk away.

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hockeyoceancity 13

To get a video camera.

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mea_iloveskiing 26

Am I the only one wondering why OP's name is baby eater?

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soulebelius 17

I just imagine her deep throating in search of sperm like a go gurt.

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unknown_user5566 26

Why the hell would that image pop into your head?

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flockz 19

maybe he/she thought it was the fountain of youth.

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