rememberkids

About Rememberkids

We got the job done in 2005. And no, people aren't marrying pigs, steeds, asses, six people or themselves. "God" hasn't unleashed "His Wrath" on us. I am a Red Tory (socially liberal, mostly conservative in other areas, but also pragmatic), but I find American "Conservatives" truly fascinating, for comical reasons.

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Today, after getting back from a year-long world trip, I nearly fell on my knees and cried when I saw boxes of Twinkies at my local gas station. Finding out they were back was the highlight of the year. FML

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By AwkwardPartyBear - / Tuesday 17 September 2013 21:27 / United States - Riverview

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 July 2013 15:45 / United States - Newark

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

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By Aliiiice - / Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:18 / France - Offranville

Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML

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By ronnieG - / Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:06 / United States - Decatur

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - / Saturday 13 July 2013 17:33 / United States - Enfield

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