By vrossie_ - 08/09/2013 05:56 - United States

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 723
You deserved it 4 200

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Yea it was clever. I shared it to my Biology class and they all laughed.

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If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)

What was the second?

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Hey you lived through it. That's something to be proud of OP.

What was the second?

Except for that guy that has been struck by lightning repeatedly.

Well, to be fair, he technically didn't miss.

There wasn't a second I don't believe. :P

I was born like that too :$

If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)

Shots fired! Shots fired!

Apply ice to the burn.

Call 911 if needed.

Your move, sister.

OP here, Lol. I would have said that back if I thought of it!

Wow your sister is sooooo smart where did she get her degree in god from?

Shut up meg!

You know it was a joke right?

Same to you 58. :)

The toilet store?!

You must be invincible, not even God himself can kill you!

But there is still Chuck Norris.

Perhaps the OP is secretly Chuck Norris. . Naw, if the OP was Chuck Norris this wouldn't be an FML. ;p

Wow......that's not very kind at all. Don't worry about it OP. You were meant to live for a reason!

Why would people thumbs down this comment?

Just tell your sister. "I am a survivor. What do you have to be proud of yourself?"

I thought this was going to finish in a Destinys Child song, needless to say, I was a bit disappointed that it didn't.

Me too 32, me too...

There's been more than one attempt?

Lol that part caught my eye too.. Suspense is building

The same thing happened to me. Fortunately I don't have a sister to put a damper on things.

Your name doesn't happen to be Perseus, now would it?