Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
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Michael903 18
Tell her to quit acting like a boob!
Voij 16
Look at the positive side: Free whale-watching-entertainment at your pool party!
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Comments (149)
Zaharra 10
What a hillbilly ...
isuckok 11
Not all hillbillys do this insane shit.
wanderluststars 7
All the scarred eyes....the children.... Think of the children who's dreams of being artists and pilots ruined. The mental scarring every time they see cauliflower or mashed potatoes with gravy
incoherentrmblr 22
Sideshow bob: "Rrgghh..."
theknozzle 14
The whole looking into your eyes takes it to a whole new level of creepy.
Eivana 37
Maybe you should let her do what she wants.
000lizzy000 13
I hope your partner isn't like their mother
NotoriousLES 14
Time to implement the "Disgusting, disrespectful pigs not welcome" rule. Mother-in-law or not, I would see to it that she never set foot (or hoof) in my home again. Your wife, who for whatever inconceivable reason allowed such horrid behavior, can go visit her on her own terms... Or pack a bag and move back in. Harsh maybe, but the pair of them had no right to treat you that way in your own home!
NotoriousLES 14
Let me just clarify, I wouldn't allow that from anyone, not even a super model. Assuming there were children present, what she did is considered lewd conduct, which is a sex offense crime.
Alicestraza 33
Because children have never seen boobs before and they definitely didn't provide them with nourishment when they were born? Boobs are not a big deal, just like a shirtless guy isn't.
morella_xx 29
Breast feeding is not a big deal. What basically amounts to someone fondling herself - knowingly doing so because it makes her host uncomfortable - IS a big deal.
NotoriousLES 14
Showing her boobs wasn't that bad, though where I live topless women can be arrested for indecent exposure (except if she's breast feeding her baby). Her behavior, repeatedly grabbing herself and such, is the big issue. That would land her on the sex offender registry... But so can public urination near children.
tehdarkness 21
White trash. FYL.
spearmintllama 6
Truthfully, you lost me at "next two hours". YDI and everyone else who was your guest life now sucks. That you allowed someone to do that in your own house is entirely your fault. Stop being a weenie.
dragonflyEvans 1
Your S.O. needs to man up and tell her to knock that crap off or leave!