Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
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beddington
| 7
Be thankful, honesty in a marriage is very key to a long and successful one.
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Nomadic1
| 20
I thought women want a guy that is honest :p
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chocolatefrog28
| 29
Tactful. To be fair though, you could have kept tictacs tucked into your dress.
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nelliegw
| 26
Very Tic-Tactful.
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andrewturtle
| 16
That was so fresh, it took my breath away.
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calilovesneb
| 12
Keeping TicTac's in your dress sounds very Honey Boo Boo ish.
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Caitie_kid
| 8
Depending on the type of dress your wearing I suppose. From experience, if it was a strapless wedding gown NOTHING is going to be able to fit in there besides boobs, and hardly even those. I had to use dress tape to make sure mine didn't come out when I raised my arms for hugs. Lol
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K410
| 18
Excelerate your breath! :D
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canupls
| 6
yeah, the wonderful sound of *swish swish swish* as she walks down the aisle with her tic tacs are bouncing around.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Some wedding dresses do have pockets.
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slappygecko
| 21
#64, I read that as tit tacs. Just thought you should know.
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beddington
| 7
Be thankful, honesty in a marriage is very key to a long and successful one.
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
If they've been lying to each other just to be kind simply because of not being married, then they've already begun on a slippery slope.
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Caitie_kid
| 8
You can be both honest and tactful.
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Krystal3408
| 32
Yeah she could have replied with an insult and made it a joke
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iJUSTINsane
| 12
Hey.. Atleast you know he'll tell you stuff that will help you that you might (in this case did) get angry about.
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PterodactylMan
| 23
He's giving you life tips
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Nomadic1
| 20
I thought women want a guy that is honest :p
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Freethaawave
| 19
We do. Just not too honest, apparently.
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arsenicalhumor
| 30
I am a woman, and I see no harm in his honesty.
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Caitie_kid
| 8
He could have at least waited until the dance was over and offered her some gum or a mint or told her about it at any other moment than when they are supposed to be sharing a romantic one time moment together in front of a bunch of people.
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
They don't want honesty when weight/clothing style are involved.
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iGottaFindBubbah
| 12
I'm sure it made the first dance awkward for her. She was probably too embarrassed to kiss him or open her mouth to whisper sweet nothings in his ear. He should've just waited.
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AGB10
| 19
Scary when you know it only gets downhill post marriage..
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
I don't see why it would. You're still the same two people you should be just like before you were married. Do people think marriage has some magic "turn people shitty" spell on it? All marriage is, is a ring. You've been with each other before marriage and were happy, nothing should be different after. It disgusts me how people think marriage actually changes them.
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imagineapc
| 11
My ex-husband thought he could control my life once we were married. He was not that way before, however. So yes, marriage CAN change people and how they interact with one another.
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mudkipsan
| 19
@24, Sounds more like that guy was a prick already.
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graceinsheepwear
| 33
20, are you married? I lived with my now ex husband for 5 years before we got married and we didn't think marriage would feel any different but it did feel quite different. It was better, deeper. It ultimately didn't work out for us years later, but marriage was a different kind of commitment.
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Lacist
| 19
I'm just wondering have you ever been married? I haven't but I know there is an underlying factor in marriage, and it's time, people get old of each other. People who love each other truly, usually gets past the 4-5 years of honeymoon bullshit. A marriage actually does change and that's when you realize that the person you married after all this infatuation, is either meant to be or not. I am not an expert at all but that's my take on how it works, I mean would a truly loving couple divorce after a stupid argument?
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DKjazz
| 20
I've found that 100% of divorces begin with marriage.
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imagineapc
| 11
#66: my family still likes him a lot. He visits my parents more than I do. And every time he does, I get the phone call from my mother: "you know, I don't know why you divorced him...blahblahblah"
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Queensland
| 27
Well see how his breath was like after your night together that night!
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MagicStallion
| 9
Probably ended up like her breath.
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Michael903
| 18
I like where you're going with that!
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thatnucca
| 36
And you should have said "Your nose is closer to your mouth more than you might think hubby"...
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HeyHeyFishFillet
| 34
This is one of the worst comebacks I have ever read.
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perdix
| 29
Now that you are legally bound to him, he can finally let you know what he really thinks.
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arsenicalhumor
| 30
Starting with her breath! Mwuahaha
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Canuck2013
| 6
Wtf does that even mean @
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
??? It means they got married, were going to dance, and her husband said her breath stinks. What is confusing about this?
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SolarFlare
| 20
OP has Halitosis. Is that difficult to understand?
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ouibijou
| 15
I think they're referring to #8
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RaindanceNaked
| 4
Honesty is the key to a successful marriage, or so they say.
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ryanthecheeseguy
| 18
Aaaaaaamen