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thats why you go to burger king
McDonalds is YOUR kinda place .
and you let it happen? should have slapped the hand..
assuming OP is not on an end. then run out grab some paper towels and sprint back?
What if he was at the very end stall???
I'm a very sarcastic person
Was that sarcasm ???
or smack that assholes hand out of your stall. see people let stupid things happen. because they neglect to react to situations...
would you have preceded him to knock on your stall and say, "excuse me, can I come in and get some toilet paper?"?'
yr very pretty(:
I would've holded hands with the person who was trying to steal my toilet paper to creep em out, they might struggle to pull away and say "LET GO!" but I would've kept trying to hold their hands and say "Please... I NEED THIS!!!"
He should have slapped the hand hand and been like... Bitch!! Don't steal my toilet paper!! And then crap all over his hand
You didn't have a square to spare?
Well I can only speak for Australia, but here the stalls are fairly close to the ground while the toilet paper is mid height. So if that is the are everywhere, I'd like to know how they stole your toilet paper without practically sliding half their body into your stall. Either way, what are you doing just letting people steal your toilet paper?
67 is completely agree. people let too many things slide these days. if I couldn't save the toilet paper from being stolen I would've kicked his stall door in(after cleaning up somehow obviously), taken a photo and put it on the Internet. that's what I call revenge :)
105 - that's what you call revenge eh? Back in my day we used to call that a misdemeanor
Start singing back in black
I guess you were able to spare a square
The OP should have grabbed the person's hand and said "two can play at this game" in a perverted voice. :)
Who uses the restrooms at McDicks. They are disgusting.
hahahahaha made my day
Considering it happened in New Jersey, was there an arm attached to the hand?
Anybody else realize that there was a post where the OP had to reach under the stall to take the last roll of toilet paper? You guys should search it up if you don't believe me.
Ignore that last comment, I misread this FML a while ago :/
I'm guessing they didn't have toilet paper
you sir, are awesome
Shake their hand xD
Only in new jersey... I can see it in California too thought...
next time pee on the hand!
16 McDonalds FMLs and counting, upon entering "mcd" in the search. It's a place of effed lives...
McCreepy!
go to the bathroom, smash the toilet seat into pieces and use them to make a glory hole. THEN see how creepy it gets
your right there is a lot of I went in to the washroom once at Mcdonalds and there was a topless fat women just standing there. I ran out of there so fast.
Yea Creeps Like Ronald McDonalds
5- especially in my penis
It's also full of heart disease.
Please take 175 off. I blame my friend for that one. Thank you
Slap the hand!
Wipe with his hand then.
You could always teabag his hand, you know, just to let him know someone's there.
yes...
op should of shat in the hand!
yeah like "I'm in a gang" he'd return it right away
Doubt it.
Grab their hand, and YANK them right off of their crapper. Then laughed your ass off.
Grab his hand and shove it in the toilet
yeah I'm sure the paper towel theif had extendable arms. >>
Sorry man I was out :P
haha thats nice ;p
you should've used his hand AS toilet paper
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Reach over to the next stall and take that ones toilet paper.
"Nice to meet you too!"