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    The FML Showdown!

    By Louis - 12/04/2017 21:30 - France - Paris

    If you're on vacation, you'll be wondering if your diving skills are up to scratch. Check out the competition in this video.
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    When Christmas Ends Badly…
    Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
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    Mae342 25
    Thursday 13 April 2017 5:36

    bernie!

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    msberry445 19
    Thursday 13 April 2017 4:29

    Doug

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    mermaidgirle 12
    Wednesday 12 April 2017 23:31

    Alan!

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    msberry445 19
    Thursday 13 April 2017 4:29

    Doug

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    Mae342 25
    Thursday 13 April 2017 5:36

    bernie!

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    Exaspera 54
    Thursday 13 April 2017 7:25

    Poor Bernie.

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    Cali 54
    Thursday 13 April 2017 10:06

    I'm a Doug fan, myself. Teach me how to Doug.

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    jkjorn 16
    Thursday 13 April 2017 15:30

    Love how the bystanders in Doug's video don't react at all, like they're pretending they didn't just see that. Doug!

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    Samantha McDonald 2
    Saturday 15 April 2017 18:20

    Doug definitely failed the hardest ?

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    healthcarechick 9
    Sunday 16 April 2017 1:22

    Alan

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    Talented73 54
    Sunday 16 April 2017 1:27

    Doug

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    Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
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    Today, I tried to turn in a final exam online. When I went to check if it had been submitted, Blackboard told me it did. My grade told a different story. FML
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    Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML
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    Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
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    Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
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    Today, while vacationing in Mexico, the Airbnb we were supposed to check into today for 3 weeks just called to say that due to a broken water pipe, they're unable to host us. We're supposed to check out of our current stay in an hour. FML
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