By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 472
You deserved it 7 153

Same thing different taste

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lidemocr 0

it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this

sallen0046 4

Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.

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that's not really an FML. he was probably just tired

FHL for getting married. YDI for forcing him into something he clearly wants nothing of.

Yawning is a common reflex for nervousness. He could be nervous about talking in front of all the people. Ignorance isn't bliss. This isn't a FML.

you know, you could think 'hey, i just got married! I'm so happy!' but instead you think 'my husband yawned! omfgmylifeisfucked!' I want to meet you just so I can shake my head at you in dissapointment.

While it is true that some people, including myself, yawn when nervous, it would ******* suck to be this lady because plenty of people in the audience wouldn't know that either, so it's definitely an FML.

iSitt 0

I'd have liked to be at that bachelor party

Alpha35 4

gonnna learn how to not be a boring wife

bh0p 0

*Yawn* boring FML lady. *falls asleep*

Right? I yawn while on roller coasters, it doesn't mean shit.

ahem_speak_up 0

so? geez cut the poor guy a break. You obviously bore him. haha lighten up. he probably stayed up all night thinking of a way to dump u since u think this is "Fml" material.

lidemocr 0

it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this

If he yawns during the honeymoon, then you have a problem. Way too much emphasis on the wedding by most women: concentrate on the marriage.

so what? I yawned while reading this post. All the yawned proves is that he is alive

xMexicanXJesusx 0

when you yawn your not getting enough oxygen. so he wasn't getting enough oxygen. No FML here.

stevenJB 25

I too have learned to yawn through my nose. For the sake of my girlfriend. they don't know :D

annadorkable 0

Well if someone in the audience yawn he could yawn .. Yawns are contagious

hey I wrote this and they butcher the fmls too much /:

sourgirl101 28

Yes, tired from all the drinking and lap dances from the night before. (:

Ninjafriends 1

Receiving lap dances doesn't wear you out that much. It was probably all the sex.

cgyguy 0

I remember when I was married I was awake the night prior because of nerves.

that's what I was going to say there is nothing wrong with yawning YDI

sallen0046 4

Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.

Acousticpixie14 6

Really? How is this an FML? Your husband was tired...he was probably up all night anxious about the big day!

TurboTalon 0

Chill out OP. #5 is probably right, he's just tired.

therealsuperman 0

he was probably just thinking about his future as a married man