By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
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it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this

Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.

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that's not really an FML. he was probably just tired

FHL for getting married. YDI for forcing him into something he clearly wants nothing of.

Yawning is a common reflex for nervousness. He could be nervous about talking in front of all the people. Ignorance isn't bliss. This isn't a FML.

FHL for marrying you OP

you know, you could think 'hey, i just got married! I'm so happy!' but instead you think 'my husband yawned! omfgmylifeisfucked!' I want to meet you just so I can shake my head at you in dissapointment.

what does that even mean?????

While it is true that some people, including myself, yawn when nervous, it would fucking suck to be this lady because plenty of people in the audience wouldn't know that either, so it's definitely an FML.

I'd have liked to be at that bachelor party

Stop complaining, he was tired.

gonnna learn how to not be a boring wife

*Yawn* boring FML lady. *falls asleep*

*yawn* dammit they are contageous!!!!!

Right? I yawn while on roller coasters, it doesn't mean shit.

so? geez cut the poor guy a break. You obviously bore him. haha lighten up. he probably stayed up all night thinking of a way to dump u since u think this is "Fml" material.

it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this

If he yawns during the honeymoon, then you have a problem. Way too much emphasis on the wedding by most women: concentrate on the marriage.

so what? I yawned while reading this post. All the yawned proves is that he is alive

when you yawn your not getting enough oxygen. so he wasn't getting enough oxygen. No FML here.

stevenJB 25

I too have learned to yawn through my nose. For the sake of my girlfriend. they don't know :D

I was just about to say what #115 said

Well if someone in the audience yawn he could yawn .. Yawns are contagious

hey I wrote this and they butcher the fmls too much /:

Give it a rest bitch he's probably tired

Yes, tired from all the drinking and lap dances from the night before. (:

Receiving lap dances doesn't wear you out that much. It was probably all the sex.

I remember when I was married I was awake the night prior because of nerves.

that's what I was going to say there is nothing wrong with yawning YDI

Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.

Really? How is this an FML? Your husband was tired...he was probably up all night anxious about the big day!

I yawn when I'm nervous...

Chill out OP. #5 is probably right, he's just tired.

That's the spirit!

he was probably just thinking about his future as a married man

Well, get over it(: I'm yawning right now.

Picture thief much?