By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
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lidemocr 0

it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this

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sallen0046 4

Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.

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marmlr339 14

that's not really an FML. he was probably just tired

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ortega_fml 0

FHL for getting married. YDI for forcing him into something he clearly wants nothing of.

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TomasT 0

Yawning is a common reflex for nervousness. He could be nervous about talking in front of all the people. Ignorance isn't bliss. This isn't a FML.

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crazycornn 0

you know, you could think 'hey, i just got married! I'm so happy!' but instead you think 'my husband yawned! omfgmylifeisfucked!' I want to meet you just so I can shake my head at you in dissapointment.

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mezentius 0

While it is true that some people, including myself, yawn when nervous, it would ******* suck to be this lady because plenty of people in the audience wouldn't know that either, so it's definitely an FML.

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iSitt 0

I'd have liked to be at that bachelor party

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Alpha35 4

gonnna learn how to not be a boring wife

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bh0p 0

*Yawn* boring FML lady. *falls asleep*

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GatherTheMice 15

Right? I yawn while on roller coasters, it doesn't mean shit.

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ahem_speak_up 0

so? geez cut the poor guy a break. You obviously bore him. haha lighten up. he probably stayed up all night thinking of a way to dump u since u think this is "Fml" material.

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lidemocr 0

it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this

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Alleged_Cranium 7

If he yawns during the honeymoon, then you have a problem. Way too much emphasis on the wedding by most women: concentrate on the marriage.

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yucayucatan 0

so what? I yawned while reading this post. All the yawned proves is that he is alive

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xMexicanXJesusx 0

when you yawn your not getting enough oxygen. so he wasn't getting enough oxygen. No FML here.

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stevenJB 25

I too have learned to yawn through my nose. For the sake of my girlfriend. they don't know :D

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annadorkable 0

Well if someone in the audience yawn he could yawn .. Yawns are contagious

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Juliaa15 6

hey I wrote this and they butcher the fmls too much /:

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sourgirl101 28

Yes, tired from all the drinking and lap dances from the night before. (:

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Ninjafriends 1

Receiving lap dances doesn't wear you out that much. It was probably all the sex.

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cgyguy 0

I remember when I was married I was awake the night prior because of nerves.

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acuraintegraman 3

that's what I was going to say there is nothing wrong with yawning YDI

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sallen0046 4

Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.

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Acousticpixie14 6

Really? How is this an FML? Your husband was tired...he was probably up all night anxious about the big day!

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TurboTalon 0

I yawn when I'm nervous...

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DeathShad0 1

Chill out OP. #5 is probably right, he's just tired.

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therealsuperman 0

he was probably just thinking about his future as a married man

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