FML : Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

By fun - / Sunday 16 June 2013 04:54 / United States

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By lulubelles | 33

#5537281 - Sunday 16 June 2013 11:55

He's just making sure you really meant in sickness and in health

By perdix | 29

#5537289 - Sunday 16 June 2013 12:01

So, do the vows count, or is puking the same as crossing fingers in nullifying promises?

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By lulubelles | 33

#5537281 - Sunday 16 June 2013 11:55

He's just making sure you really meant in sickness and in health

xlord | 27

#5537298 - Sunday 16 June 2013 12:12

I wonder how he's going to make sure she means 'till death do us part'.

then000bster | 16

#5537301 - Sunday 16 June 2013 12:13

Well for better or for worst... Can't get too much worst than puke on your wedding day.

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5537311 - Sunday 16 June 2013 12:25

Perhaps he was just nervous.

DerrickJames | 33

#5537315 - Sunday 16 June 2013 12:28

Love is one hell of a drug.

science-teacher | 14

#5537453 - Sunday 16 June 2013 15:45

was it a gay marriage?

XArmyof1x | 6

#5537514 - Sunday 16 June 2013 16:23

dont know why you got thumbed down. OP stated that their gender is male.

asnakelovinbabe | 16

#5537561 - Sunday 16 June 2013 16:58

Hehe... I almost threw up and passed out during my wedding. I was 7 months pregnant and having false contractions.

SirMichael | 13

#5537982 - Monday 17 June 2013 0:14

#44 perhaps he got thumbed down because it's obvious that it was so asking is a bit pointless.

RoboCunnilingus | 23

#5538575 - Monday 17 June 2013 8:47

#10 You could die.

By redbandit9877 | 12

#5537283 - Sunday 16 June 2013 11:56

That must have been some bachelor party.

Bano360 | 25

#5537367 - Sunday 16 June 2013 13:19

Erm, does someone else want to take this one?

Bano360 | 25

#5537380 - Sunday 16 June 2013 13:54

Just realised I commented on the wrong one. My bad.

By XxXCrissyXxX | 12

#5537285 - Sunday 16 June 2013 11:57

Little to much fun the night before? :p

LaughinStock | 16

#5537446 - Sunday 16 June 2013 15:26

Nah I'm thinking he was very nervous, poor guy.

XxXCrissyXxX | 12

#5537886 - Sunday 16 June 2013 23:14

Very possible, but many people hold bachelor parties the night before, why the night before, i really don't know.

turdlett | 4

#5539836 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 1:18

Because It's the last night to hang with the boys before she puts the penis in her purse.

By mybarra6 | 17

#5537287 - Sunday 16 June 2013 12:00

It was probably just nerves, but still FYL OP

By perdix | 29

#5537289 - Sunday 16 June 2013 12:01

So, do the vows count, or is puking the same as crossing fingers in nullifying promises?

Angel_Cacey | 7

#5537754 - Sunday 16 June 2013 20:04

Op did u still kiss him? O.O

By UK_Tyler | 1

#5537291 - Sunday 16 June 2013 12:04

Hang on, you are spending your wedding night on FML?

By dinosxxrawr | 22

#5537293 - Sunday 16 June 2013 12:06

just testing out the "in sickness and in health" part.

astralvagan | 20

#5537402 - Sunday 16 June 2013 14:33

Sorry, someone beat you to that one

By LOVELIVELAUG | 4

#5537303 - Sunday 16 June 2013 12:15

take it easyon him, he was nervous a similar thing happened to me ;)

By pistachiopanda | 19

#5537322 - Sunday 16 June 2013 12:34

Throwing up is better than throwing down, eh?

Lumen94 | 10

#5537395 - Sunday 16 June 2013 14:17

Ha!

By perdix | 29

#5537329 - Sunday 16 June 2013 12:39

"Who's Ralph? And why did you say you would love and honor him?"

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