By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
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Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.

Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.

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Mouthwash helps.

No one has mentioned one of the most important parts of oral hygiene: flossing. You can brush and use mouthwash, but if you don't floss, there is still bacteria between your teeth and gums and your breath can still stink.

Give him the ultimaeum: Brush your friggen' teeth or Get the Fuck Out.

Tell him to start practicing safe breath

Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.

That's genius.

That would help that make-out session, but it doesn't fix the whole problem. OP should just talk to her bf about his halitosis.

#3 have you had to put this into practice? XD

Speak up, woman! I mean FYL, but you kinda deserve it. Tell him he needs to brush, and use mouthwash while he's at it...

Satanist.

Yes. Thats what her profile says. Good job, you're not illiterate!!!

Why are you satanic? I want an answer is all.

Tell him there is three things he can try: go see a dentist about his halitosis. Brush his teeth and tongue. Lastly keep hydrated

Why is he your boyfriend?

Because she is not so picky to make an entire list of things she finds in a guy. Bad breath is quite a minor problem, compared to B.O at least.

If he can't take care of his mouth, then shouldn't she worry what else he doesn't care about? D:

Sometimes bad breath is harder to get rid of and can't be solved with just brushing and mouthwash. It could be some kind of gum disease or stomach problem. It's not always the persons fault.

Invest in a backbone. You can't have a relationship without having total honesty.

Very true.. However, I feel your pain OP, 'cause I had the same problem with my ex. Straight up, he only brushes his teeth MAYBE 10 times a year.

There's nothing wrong with telling someone that they need to take care of their mouth, especially if they're going to be kissing you.

Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.

Was this before or after he ate you out?

It's not funny the first time.

Insist on 10 times of teeth brushing + listerine before the next kiss?

That wasn't meant for this comment. FML is going crazy again.