Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
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Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I asked my fiance for some attention. He licked my cheek and attached himself to my leg. He's 34 years old. FML
Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML
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Dogmaw 0
Are you sure he wasn't going for that "peppermint BJ" action? I mean, either you need those mints or you don't.
moony_fml 0
lol #1 What can i say...very smooth fiancee
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emery52 0
FIRST........yeah, that's all. I'm ready for people to hate on me down below, woohoo!
moony_fml 0
lol #1 What can i say...very smooth fiancee
BoCo_fml 9
Maybe he wanted you to use them for a fun frisky night, just put one in your mouth and go down... it works beautifully!
cherrystarkiss 0
What a turd
Sacharified 0
Those are probably for when you go down on him.
Dogmaw 0
Are you sure he wasn't going for that "peppermint BJ" action? I mean, either you need those mints or you don't.
lametta 0
Maybe he wanted you to use the mints to give him a bj?
oarisimo 4
that's what I was thinking
tWitt3rBuG 0
Well he's marrying you, it's called compromise! Take a hint!
OMGQueenB 0
Definitely for a BJ. I mean, he's not going to tell you "seductively" that your breath stinks, is he? He just wants you to get frisky. No FYL about it !
elmarcelop 0
LOL maybe you should brush your teeth more often ;)
Teresa257 0
Yup I agree, it's for a BJ. Try something new you might like it ;) And also maybe you should get him a gift in return...