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The wording of this FML is as poetic as a mushroom cloud of faecal matter being emitted from thy anus OP, well done I approve.

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Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit paddle fast.

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That was a pun? I thought that was just them being stupid and not being able to find the button that says that. Why can no one ever find it?!

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Edit: I'm sure they understood that that was an uncontrollable act after the fact. Keep swimming OP, it'll come off after a few laps.

We're you AT the lake or IN the lake? Either way, I expect there was a shitstorm of yelling from the kayakers after your personal shitstorm.

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I was thinking the same thing. It's one thing to be in the water and just quietly swim far away from the brown cloud of death, but it's a whole other thing to make eye contact whilst squatting and, erm, evacuating.

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I dont think thats a good excuse their are many ppl that speak several languages and have no problem rereading the fml to understand

The wording of this FML is as poetic as a mushroom cloud of faecal matter being emitted from thy anus OP, well done I approve.

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Yes! This is perfect! I think this might be my favorite FML ever, just because it is so wonderfully written! Great job OP!

I'm sure it was terrifying for the fish in the lake too! I hope you're ok though OP, it's never fun to shit yourself.

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