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Monday 15 September 2014 20:28 /
Finland
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I work in a garage for an automotive group. On my free time I'm either reading FML's, or gaming. I like women, so if you're here to flirt: go find someone else.
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Socialite
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist. -
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
I’m your new creative director
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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Night owl
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Up and coming moderator
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It's in the can!
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100 kick-ass comments
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 quality comments
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Consolation prize
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50 favorites
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Beginner
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YDI Master
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Perfectionist
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
Judgmental
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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The rules are the rules
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
Tell us what happened next
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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one. -
Picture this FML
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I liked to the power of 20
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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
By jessybear777 /
Sunday 15 February 2015 03:41 /
United States - Branson
Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
By Anonyme - /
Friday 26 September 2014 06:56 /
France - Saint-di
By Anonymous - /
Friday 12 September 2014 20:47 /
United States - San Francisco
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Tuesday 28 January 2014 11:16 /
United Kingdom - King's Lynn