FML : Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively...

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Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DutchOven - / Saturday 4 July 2009 21:07 / United States

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By Kizatt | 0

#368832 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:41

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

By dandymidori | 0

#368825 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:39

This is hilariously disturbing!
Did everyone realize that you did that?

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By grp1216 | 0

#368813 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:36

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By dandymidori | 0

#368825 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:39

This is hilariously disturbing!
Did everyone realize that you did that?

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SerbianGirl_fml | 0

#456797 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:33

Hilariously disturbing. Perfect description. I want to know the answer to that question too, by the way. ?

By Metronomy_fml | 0

#368828 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:40

Just hope that all video recorders and cameras were away by this point, otherwise that's a pretty bad memory to have captured. FYL

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Yuppie | 5

#635594 - Saturday 24 October 2009 4:11

Haha. Good point! I hope so too for their sake.

By Kizatt | 0

#368832 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:41

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

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daydreamer84 | 0

#369413 - Sunday 5 July 2009 6:14

ya I agree that is fing hilarious, but poor you!! I'm am so sorry!

By thebigslim | 13

#368833 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:42

That is freaking hilarious! XD Poor guy, guess that means extra sex for the honeymoon.... and years to come!

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jenkins56 | 5

#368843 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:45

But will he be up for it after this? XD
Maybe he'll make you both sleep with no bed covers. Just in case you try to trap him underneath.
TRAUMATISED

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Mc09toofine | 0

#377702 - Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:58

haha #11 you're hillarious!! and OP i hope that if someone did get this on tape that you send it to AFV haha you never know what might happen

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2gether4ever | 0

#968972 - Saturday 27 March 2010 5:09

what does " OP" mean?

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daremetoo | 0

#984996 - Monday 26 April 2010 5:07

original poster.

By SiLveRStaRLIGHT | 0

#368834 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:42

You just made my day with that one. xD

By dinosaursmoo | 0

#368835 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:42

ABAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA XD

By dinosaursmoo | 0

#368839 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:44

lol

By grlwitperlEring | 0

#368842 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:44

That's both disgusting and epic win at the same time...

By HondaGirl2010 | 0

#368854 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:49

Wow.. I can't stop laughing! xD FYL!

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