FML : Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively...

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Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DutchOven - / Saturday 4 July 2009 21:07 / United States

Love

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By Kizatt | 0

#368832 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:41

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

By dandymidori | 0

#368825 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:39

This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?

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By riku3220 | 2

#368811 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:36

Ahhhh FYL and YDI Also anyone who replies to this to get their opinion to the top is a fag.

dinosaursmoo | 0

#368847 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:47

You're a fag for knowing you're first :P

rosto16 | 0

#368922 - Sunday 5 July 2009 02:09

Fuck yo' couch...and yo' cooch!!

Bryan_Z | 0

#368983 - Sunday 5 July 2009 02:36

It seems you know yourself ^^

all_the_same | 0

#369015 - Sunday 5 July 2009 02:47

what does ydi mean?

Howdyplz | 2

#369029 - Sunday 5 July 2009 02:52

YDI means" You deserved it".

losergirl | 0

#369076 - Sunday 5 July 2009 03:14

MY OPINION'S AT THE TOP!

mrnicety | 0

#370093 - Sunday 5 July 2009 02:15

penis and forty three

CAITx4OH1xCORE | 0

#402825 - Thursday 16 July 2009 10:46

A dutch oven is when someone farts in bed and pulls the covers over the other persons head and hold them there so get a giant whiff of their fart. Except in this case, it was with a wedding dress and technically, voluntary. Since he went down there himself. :)

Zyran | 0

#1030161 - Monday 14 June 2010 01:09

haha

emmiejean7 | 0

#1131122 - Saturday 24 July 2010 01:30

you ain't got no pancake mixx!!

blank314 | 0

#1926027 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 07:28

he'll ya

everett0826 | 0

#3715247 - Sunday 11 December 2011 02:39

You deserve it.

batgirl_love | 2

#5990012 - Friday 27 June 2014 03:52

You deserved it

By grp1216 | 0

#368813 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:36

Gross

By dandymidori | 0

#368825 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:39

This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?

SerbianGirl_fml | 0

#456797 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 07:33

Hilariously disturbing. Perfect description. I want to know the answer to that question too, by the way. ?

By Metronomy_fml | 0

#368828 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:40

Just hope that all video recorders and cameras were away by this point, otherwise that's a pretty bad memory to have captured. FYL

Yuppie | 5

#635594 - Saturday 24 October 2009 04:11

Haha. Good point! I hope so too for their sake.

By Kizatt | 0

#368832 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:41

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

daydreamer84 | 0

#369413 - Sunday 5 July 2009 06:14

ya I agree that is fing hilarious, but poor you!! I'm am so sorry!

By thebigslim | 13

#368833 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:42

That is freaking hilarious! XD Poor guy, guess that means extra sex for the honeymoon.... and years to come!

jenkins56 | 5

#368843 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:45

But will he be up for it after this? XD Maybe he'll make you both sleep with no bed covers. Just in case you try to trap him underneath. TRAUMATISED

Mc09toofine | 0

#377702 - Wednesday 8 July 2009 04:58

haha #11 you're hillarious!! and OP i hope that if someone did get this on tape that you send it to AFV haha you never know what might happen

2gether4ever | 0

#968972 - Saturday 27 March 2010 05:09

what does " OP" mean?

daremetoo | 0

#984996 - Monday 26 April 2010 05:07

original poster.

By SiLveRStaRLIGHT | 0

#368834 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:42

You just made my day with that one. xD

By dinosaursmoo | 0

#368835 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:42

ABAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA XD

By dinosaursmoo | 0

#368839 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:44

lol

By grlwitperlEring | 0

#368842 - Sunday 5 July 2009 01:44

That's both disgusting and epic win at the same time...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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