By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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Kizatt 0

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

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dandymidori 0

This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?

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grp1216 0

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dandymidori 0

This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?

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SerbianGirl_fml 0
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Hilariously disturbing. Perfect description. I want to know the answer to that question too, by the way. ?

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Just hope that all video recorders and cameras were away by this point, otherwise that's a pretty bad memory to have captured. FYL

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Yuppie 7
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Haha. Good point! I hope so too for their sake.

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Kizatt 0

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

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daydreamer84 0

ya I agree that is fing hilarious, but poor you!! I'm am so sorry!

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thebigslim 13

That is freaking hilarious! XD Poor guy, guess that means extra sex for the honeymoon.... and years to come!

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jenkins56 5
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But will he be up for it after this? XD Maybe he'll make you both sleep with no bed covers. Just in case you try to trap him underneath. TRAUMATISED

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Mc09toofine 0

haha #11 you're hillarious!! and OP i hope that if someone did get this on tape that you send it to AFV haha you never know what might happen

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2gether4ever 0
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what does " OP" mean?

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daremetoo 0

original poster.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
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You just made my day with that one. xD

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dinosaursmoo 0

ABAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA XD

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dinosaursmoo 0

lol

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grlwitperlEring 0
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That's both disgusting and epic win at the same time...

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HondaGirl2010 0
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Wow.. I can't stop laughing! xD FYL!

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