Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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grp1216
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dandymidori
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This is hilariously disturbing!
Did everyone realize that you did that?
Did everyone realize that you did that?
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SerbianGirl_fml
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Hilariously disturbing. Perfect description. I want to know the answer to that question too, by the way. ?
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Metronomy_fml
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Just hope that all video recorders and cameras were away by this point, otherwise that's a pretty bad memory to have captured. FYL
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Yuppie
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Haha. Good point! I hope so too for their sake.
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Kizatt
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That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read
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daydreamer84
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ya I agree that is fing hilarious, but poor you!! I'm am so sorry!
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thebigslim
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That is freaking hilarious! XD Poor guy, guess that means extra sex for the honeymoon.... and years to come!
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jenkins56
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But will he be up for it after this? XD
Maybe he'll make you both sleep with no bed covers. Just in case you try to trap him underneath.
TRAUMATISED
Maybe he'll make you both sleep with no bed covers. Just in case you try to trap him underneath.
TRAUMATISED
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Mc09toofine
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haha #11 you're hillarious!! and OP i hope that if someone did get this on tape that you send it to AFV haha you never know what might happen
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2gether4ever
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what does " OP" mean?
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daremetoo
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original poster.
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SiLveRStaRLIGHT
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You just made my day with that one. xD
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dinosaursmoo
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ABAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA XD
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dinosaursmoo
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lol
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grlwitperlEring
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That's both disgusting and epic win at the same time...
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HondaGirl2010
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Wow.. I can't stop laughing! xD FYL!
Did everyone realize that you did that?