FML : Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively...

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Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DutchOven - / Saturday 4 July 2009 21:07 / United States

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By Kizatt | 0

#368832 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:41

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

By dandymidori | 0

#368825 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:39

This is hilariously disturbing!
Did everyone realize that you did that?

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By grp1216 | 0

#368813 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:36

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By dandymidori | 0

#368825 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:39

This is hilariously disturbing!
Did everyone realize that you did that?

SerbianGirl_fml | 0

#456797 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:33

Hilariously disturbing. Perfect description. I want to know the answer to that question too, by the way. ?

By Metronomy_fml | 0

#368828 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:40

Just hope that all video recorders and cameras were away by this point, otherwise that's a pretty bad memory to have captured. FYL

Yuppie | 5

#635594 - Saturday 24 October 2009 4:11

Haha. Good point! I hope so too for their sake.

By Kizatt | 0

#368832 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:41

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

daydreamer84 | 0

#369413 - Sunday 5 July 2009 6:14

ya I agree that is fing hilarious, but poor you!! I'm am so sorry!

By thebigslim | 13

#368833 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:42

That is freaking hilarious! XD Poor guy, guess that means extra sex for the honeymoon.... and years to come!

jenkins56 | 5

#368843 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:45

But will he be up for it after this? XD
Maybe he'll make you both sleep with no bed covers. Just in case you try to trap him underneath.
TRAUMATISED

Mc09toofine | 0

#377702 - Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:58

haha #11 you're hillarious!! and OP i hope that if someone did get this on tape that you send it to AFV haha you never know what might happen

2gether4ever | 0

#968972 - Saturday 27 March 2010 5:09

what does " OP" mean?

daremetoo | 0

#984996 - Monday 26 April 2010 5:07

original poster.

By SiLveRStaRLIGHT | 0

#368834 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:42

You just made my day with that one. xD

By dinosaursmoo | 0

#368835 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:42

ABAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA XD

By dinosaursmoo | 0

#368839 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:44

lol

By grlwitperlEring | 0

#368842 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:44

That's both disgusting and epic win at the same time...

By HondaGirl2010 | 0

#368854 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:49

Wow.. I can't stop laughing! xD FYL!

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