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Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

By DutchOven - / Saturday 4 July 2009 21:07 / United States
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By  riku3220  |  2

Ahhhh FYL and YDI Also anyone who replies to this to get their opinion to the top is a fag.

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  dinosaursmoo  |  0

You're a fag for knowing you're first :P

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  rosto16  |  0

Fuck yo' couch...and yo' cooch!!

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  Bryan_Z  |  0

It seems you know yourself ^^

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  all_the_same  |  0

what does ydi mean?

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  losergirl  |  0

MY OPINION'S AT THE TOP!

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  mrnicety  |  0

penis and forty three

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A dutch oven is when someone farts in bed and pulls the covers over the other persons head and hold them there so get a giant whiff of their fart. Except in this case, it was with a wedding dress and technically, voluntary. Since he went down there himself. :)

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