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Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nothisfault / Friday 5 December 2008 04:40 / France

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By angelove737 | 0

#14562 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 06:30

You could get a tongue scarper. Halitosis often comes from a stinky tongue with icky build-up. Also, taking chopped cloves of garlic like pills can help. He'll smell like garlic for a couple days, but after that his body will become immune and stop the odor. Good luck-

By kenltd | 0

#21232 - Sunday 8 March 2009 12:49

Maybe you should practice better hygiene before he goes down on you

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By greenman_fml | 0

#113 - Wednesday 4 February 2009 01:28

tic-tacs are your friend. another alternative: peanut butter

tmcnatt2012 | 0

#964691 - Saturday 20 March 2010 05:02

if you knew this WHY did u marry him smart one?

brasilbabe | 0

#1025426 - Wednesday 9 June 2010 08:00

peanut butter works?

baden18830 | 5

#2614416 - Friday 3 June 2011 10:41

everyone has stinky breath. you can brush your teeth well and exhale in someones face within I've minutes and it's still not pleasant. grow up.

lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#2767182 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:48

and the people of FML will always have OP as a complainer!

By angelove737 | 0

#14562 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 06:30

By kenltd | 0

#21232 - Sunday 8 March 2009 12:49

Maybe you should practice better hygiene before he goes down on you

nycfwa | 0

#691746 - Saturday 28 November 2009 02:10

hahaha #8 best comment ever

BamaNate8807 | 0

#2121781 - Friday 25 February 2011 07:39

Hahahaha major win!! and likely true!

bobbymullet | 11

#2296878 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 04:55

total win:D

PotatoesAndCake | 26

#6574100 - Monday 4 April 2016 05:32

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By azraelthemongo | 0

#23650 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 01:16

#4 Quoted. and yeah maybe you shouldn't bich about it since it's not really FML considering this has been going on for some time and will, as you put it, go on undefinitely.

chrisbarbie | 5

#5012543 - Saturday 6 October 2012 07:44

Indefinitely. Undefinitely isn't a word.

By Sofa_King | 0

#29720 - Friday 13 March 2009 01:48

Tell him to use mouthwash

By PLUR33 | 0

#33803 - Monday 16 March 2009 02:52

You never approached the issue before, so it must not be much of a problem for you.

By roflbubbles | 0

#56235 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 11:50

wow, ur a fucking asshole. tell him to fucking brush his damn teeth, and u must be a fat bitch since u wanna marry something as pathetic as that.

mmmrabies | 0

#1011563 - Saturday 29 May 2010 07:42

You look too young to be saying words like that. ^

CantStopTheMetal | 0

#1013245 - Monday 31 May 2010 02:22

yeah, fucking twelve year old. "you" is one of the simplest words out there, learn how to spell it.

megitts | 0

#1455821 - Saturday 25 September 2010 06:02

get a grip on your self what are you like 12?

16rrpass | 0

#3171434 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 06:44

Hes 18 retards

77777771 | 12

#3361425 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 07:52

Ur mean

unclebunny | 7

#4837285 - Monday 20 August 2012 06:27

19? Yeah right my butt is 19. 13 maybe.

By roflbubbles | 0

#56242 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 11:51

bunz bunz bunz bunz bunz

Rallred32 | 20

#5884933 - Friday 14 March 2014 10:30

Why the fuck

By Listen2Music | 0

#56640 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 02:01

so you are going to bitch about this just because he has bad breath!!! you know what FHL not yours if your gona bitch about something like this to the world!