By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 583
You deserved it 5 535

Same thing different taste

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like most guys, he has probably used a public restroom at some point.


like most guys, he has probably used a public restroom at some point.

Lebeaugars95 20

did he try peeing on you? Is your fiancé R Kelly?

tony1891 22

urinal cakes smell like perfume?

no, her perfume smells like urinal cakes

Anyone else get hungry hearing the words urinal cakes? To me it reminds me of an yellow yummy sponge cake. With vanilla whip cream in the middle and butter icing on top. Mmmm with some raspberry sauce drizzled over it.

orbit 22

Dammit, now I never want to eat cake again. Thanks a lot...

BBlah 26

At least he said it was the perfume and not you yourself...?

drunkmunkey 24

no at least he was honest, he could have said nothing and let her walk around smelling like that

ChristianH39 30

He also could've found a nicer way to say it.

drunkmunkey 24

he did find a nicer way, he said urinal cake instead of telling her that it smells like a men's bathroom

that's a comfortable smell to some. always a silver lining right?

lammm_fml 18
Marcella1016 31

Yeah she kinda said it like she was mad he told her. Bet if someone else told her, she would've asked her "loving" fiance why he didn't tell her. Poor guy probably just can't win. Almost made me hit YDI. Be grateful, OP. Honestly, it sounds like dear fiance's life sucks if he tells you something to help you out and you just complain about it.

I don't think she was mad at him but mad at having bought bad perfume. That stuff can be expensive, so it'd be upsetting to be told that it smells like urinal cake.

good thing he told you! Otherwise you'd be walking around smelling like a pee hole!

jack_jill05 14

I was thinking the same thing! Id want to know rather than smelling.

I think it actually was just a bad joke. Or the perfume is so good that he doesn't want her to wear it because it turns too many noses around. In a good way.

Some scents just don't work. For example, Axe body spray.

Well they must smell good if they're used as a deodorant for urinals

Not necessarily.. I've smelled some where I'm not sure which is worse, the cake or the pee.