Today, I came home to pizza boxes piled high, dirty laundry everywhere, and a sink full of roaches, but all I did was smoke a bowl and turn the Switch on. My boyfriend and I have let our lives fall apart ever since our state legalized weed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
Today, I smoked weed with my girlfriend and we ordered some Chinese food. I was too high to open the box and she watched me struggle for 10 minutes. FML
Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML
Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML
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Anderling 33
There are thousands and thousands of people who can still manage their personal responsibilities with recreational substance use. If you cannot, that is a sign of addiction, and you and your boyfriend need help working through this. This isn’t normal.
camoMS 18
An absolute YDI. Things are only going to get worse from here unless you two realize the situation you're in with your addiction, and truly work to break it and fix it. I truly hope you both take the necessary steps you need, living like that takes a MASSIVE toll on your health in more ways than one. I wouldn't wish it upon anybody.
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camoMS 18
An absolute YDI. Things are only going to get worse from here unless you two realize the situation you're in with your addiction, and truly work to break it and fix it. I truly hope you both take the necessary steps you need, living like that takes a MASSIVE toll on your health in more ways than one. I wouldn't wish it upon anybody.
Anderling 33
There are thousands and thousands of people who can still manage their personal responsibilities with recreational substance use. If you cannot, that is a sign of addiction, and you and your boyfriend need help working through this. This isn’t normal.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like Afroman can tack on a few extra verses to his classic hit, "Because I Got High."
SatanicPanic 9
My dude, the very first verse has that covered LOL “I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high”
Jeeper 9
F your neighbor's lives as they now also have to deal with the roaches.
Yudith 28
Unless they are joint butts.
noonereally 6
Time to grow up and act like a real adult.
spinningrecords 14
Wait until they legalize meth!
Crowned Sataness 12
people like you are the ones that give stoners a bad name. it's really not that hard to adult and still smoke recreationally. hell half of em do chores or work high