Today, during a slow dance, my date wrapped his arms around my waist. Right as I touched his neck he says, "Sorry, I'm slightly sweaty." He wasn't lying. For the longest two minutes of my life I was swimming in his sweat. FML
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abbybailey204
| 19
He must have the hots for you
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puppypuncher
| 5
That probably means he likes you so much that you make him nervous. I'd be flattered, but
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abbybailey204
| 19
He must have the hots for you
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SookyTurner
| 4
I see what you did there lol
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juicystar777
| 4
haha yeah I saw what they did there too!! :) ^^
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
:):):):):)^^ ^^ :):):):):):) :D:D:D:D !!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!1!1! - Add a few more smileys and that pretty much sums up all of 23's comments.
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theWINDOWmonster
| 3
26, don't be a bully.
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shortvirgo13
| 7
I had a bf who naturally is sweaty. I use to think this is the most disgusting experience ever whenever he came close with all his sweat but I adapt because I can't change who he is and if I'm gonna go out with then I'll take the good and the bad.
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swimmerstud
| 7
Imagine how much he will sweat when he has sex with her
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PierceMePretty
| 0
ZING!
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puppypuncher
| 5
That probably means he likes you so much that you make him nervous. I'd be flattered, but
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puppypuncher
| 5
***but I would have told him that he should cool himself down instead of staying silent. Apologies for the cut off
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LaughinStock
| 16
No 7 it's ok you had me going, so suspenseful :)
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MissHayleyJames
| 7
Don't you mean udders? Unless cows and otters have some sort of secret relationship I don't know about.
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holly1398
| 5
I'm confused with this cow talk
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emvictoria
| 9
It's the worst!! And you feel bad if u say anything about it!! And it's even worse when it smells!!
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peachesncreem
| 21
You seem overly excited there !!!!!
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hotPinklipstick
| 24
Oh my god!!! You don't say?!!?!? Sweat can be like so totally nastyy!!!! Omg and it's so bad when it smells!!! Like OMG!!
Anyways, I find it amusing that you spelled you right the first time but not the second time.
Anyways, I find it amusing that you spelled you right the first time but not the second time.
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lmbear
| 0
who have you been with?
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deviable
| 9
What you need is a sexy lifeguard to come rescue you.
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Jonkbaby
| 19
Pammy Anderson is on her way. *slo-mo scene of running on beach
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goldfishgod
| 20
She's rolling in the deep.
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Evolutionary
| 0
#5-
YEEEESSSS.
that will be all.
YEEEESSSS.
that will be all.
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jerseyboy732
| 16
don't be upset. he was just nervous cause he was with a girl who was so pretty
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tacojauns
| 45
but he was lying he said he was slightly sweaty its sounds like soaked sweaty
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Melinie
| 7
Don't forget your swim suit for when you guys have sex...
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Jonkbaby
| 19
if you break out a swimsuit for sex, that's a whole 'nother problem
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j_cat187
| 19
Or sex in a hot tub
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Jonkbaby
| 19
means he likes you. turn that frown upside down
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GlobalGenocide
| 8
Some people are just naturally extra sweaty, nothing you can do about it really. I have to laugh at people that complain about it, the person sweating has as much control over their sweating as you do...
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peachesncreem
| 21
My bestfriend had a sweat gland removed from her armpit I think it was. Seemed extreme to me but I guess it bothered her that much she was willing to pay to have it taken out.
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Bekll
| 30
For some people it happens during sex (naturally). Should they stop because it's "disgusting"?
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datoismyname
| 22
Better break out the slip and slide!