By mrs.nerd - 23/10/2011 12:38 - United States

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 057
You deserved it 4 532

Same thing different taste

Top comments

chickenwalrus 14
stfu_bam 5

Uh hello! We gotta take care of our dragons! Psh people these days just don't understand. Side note - What level is he on?

Comments

chickenwalrus 14

Hell yes. I'd take a fire-breathing, bone crunching, flying creature over a raging, hormonal, crazy woman any day.

HowAreYouToday 34

I agree too, but #9 sounds forever alone

kwchambers92 10

How about sex, on a dragon! You win twice

LiveLaughFML 10

why don't you and your husband MAKE baby dragons? ;-)

MrBoredGuy 1

Maybe he calls his dick "his baby dragon" That's what I do

MeBoredMan I am worried for you. Your husbands a boss, he's got his priorities first.

Looks like you need to be out buying a dragon suit, instead of on fml

Fx13mz 7

34- You should watch the Gerard Butler version of Beowulf. It's a lot better than the lame CGI version.

You guys don't understand... He was indirectly trying to tell OP that he's great father material and that he's ready to have his own ki... OMFG MY DRAGON EGG IS HATCHING!!!

guckylynn 19

34 Beowulf is an epic poem. Not a book.

If I were OP, I'd make it very clear that he is welcome to Fap to his baby dragon, because I wouldn't be putting out anytime soon after he pulled that shit.

MattRoseen 12

9- You don't seem like you get many women at all..

bizarre_ftw 21

I just tripped and almost fell with my phone in my hand and the app up, when I stood up the first comment was typed in a comment box as though I'd typed it. Can anyone explain this? I'm rather confused

118 - you must have hit reply and then the button on the bottom right of the text box that says "show me the comment". At least thats how it is on the ipod app

Something tells me he was playing the app DragonVale.....how do I know? Because I pretty much do the same thing her husband does. -.- im fail. Yes I know.

omgthatsosuppera 4

At least they only got a virtual baby dragon to deal with stead of a real one

stfu_bam 5

Uh hello! We gotta take care of our dragons! Psh people these days just don't understand. Side note - What level is he on?

PunkSk8ter 0

HAHAHAHA I have that game but seriously!? I would never go that far wtf

I actually went and bought the game after reading this FML. Fun, but not worth passing up sex.

IKickPuppiesHard 16

I'm about to go buy it now. no sex here I come!

#94 obviously you do not love your baby dragon!

SwaggerMelon 6
ChrisTheCalm 9

DragonVale.. That's just another word for abstinence lol

stfu_bam 5

Then how come I'm not a virgin? I play dragonvale :)

HowAreYouToday 34

Your pic is so fitting, it's scary o.O

SystemofaBlink41 27

One must always take time to take care his/her baby dragon

DontModMeDammit 10

Disregard females, acquire currency.

srhsrhsrh 0

Thank you. I had no idea what this FML was about until you helpfully told me.

bizarre_ftw 21

No you may not have any, there is a minimum requirement of IQ points, specifically 5, which you do not meet. Thank you for trying now please leave, or I will taser you :)

bballsoccerrocks 7

iPad always is bad? Maybe you should have put it away. He is really stupid. Sorry OP

Says the person that can't write properly

bizarre_ftw 21
bballsoccerrocks 7

Idiots. It was on purpose. Wow. You can't think

133 are you pulling a chantelownz? And by chantelownz you mean putting excuses to cover your own stupidity, thus making you look worse. Because i don't see how your "joke" is related in any way to the FML.

bballsoccerrocks 7

The world is full of idiots. Like everyone who writes am FML

bballsoccerrocks 7

The world is full of idiots. Like everyone who writes am FML

Just gives me a chance to thumb him down twice for one stupid comment.

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So 165 apparently you've attempted to an idiot 4 times or so your profile shows.

Jaja triple fail who quads a comment dumb ass pendejo Ps your a puto face

Red7646 0

Lead the dragon to your cave?

He'll be a good father when you get pregnant.

Lol a virtual mythical creature is worth more than you.

bballsoccerrocks 7

iPad always is bad? Maybe you should have put it away. He is really stupid. Sorry OP